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steamyandsexybi 51F
2537 posts
9/26/2006 6:50 pm

Last Read:
10/2/2006 5:00 am

Sex Education

A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?"

"What's that?" asks her mother.

"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her .

"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her .

"But then, when I have a baby," responded the , "won't it knock my teeth out?"


..........My better NOT EVER come home asking THAT! haha!


leegs5555 62M

9/26/2006 7:23 pm

good one LOL!!!


Breathelessbimbo 56F

9/26/2006 10:46 pm

Pmsl....i second your comment hun


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
9/27/2006 2:50 am

LOL! Thanks....now if you could've only seen my facial expressions when I came up on that one by accident surfing the net: "Mouth open; jaw hit the floor-worried look!"
LOL


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
9/27/2006 2:51 am

see! Lol~ You know exactly how I feel! Your daughter is just about the same age as mine!....and I'm scared shitless! lmao!


Breathelessbimbo 56F

9/27/2006 8:09 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    see! Lol~ You know exactly how I feel! Your daughter is just about the same age as mine!....and I'm scared shitless! lmao!
Its a massive worry isnt it.

Plus shes always telling me about a couple of girls in her year who claim to be getting money for sex!!! 13 years old ....its sick. If its true these guys need castrating then torn limb from limb.


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
9/27/2006 8:49 am

    Quoting Breathelessbimbo:
    Its a massive worry isnt it.

    Plus shes always telling me about a couple of girls in her year who claim to be getting money for sex!!! 13 years old ....its sick. If its true these guys need castrating then torn limb from limb.
What?! Youre kidding,right?

Forget the chastity belt....my daughter would be forced into leading me to who these men/boys/pondscum and where they are and I'd get first dibs on knocking the hell outta them! No mercy!


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