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Blogs > steamyandsexybi > Orgasmic Distractions

Do dirty minds think alike?  

steamyandsexybi 51F
2537 posts
10/29/2006 2:47 pm

Last Read:
10/30/2006 6:50 pm
Do dirty minds think alike?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I use foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Breathelessbimbo 56F
Ask me for a photo

10/29/2006 2:55 pm

 Lol, saucy.


cherry182006 36F

10/29/2006 3:25 pm

 I think my mind is too dirty for questions like these. My thoughts went way in a different direction!!!!


rm_aboutme66 59F
6046 posts
10/29/2006 3:28 pm

 too funny.
Donna
Someday is today.


leegs5555 62M
Ask me for a photo

10/29/2006 4:13 pm

 # 5..good one!!


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/29/2006 4:22 pm
    Quoting cherry182006:
    I think my mind is too dirty for questions like these. My thoughts went way in a different direction!!!!
cherry,
Thanks for visiting and welcome to my blog!

Haha....you think youre mind's too dirty? My mind was probably on the same track as yours,girlfriend! LOL!


rm_StormRS 48M
5635 posts
10/30/2006 6:49 am

 Five out of ten right.....maybe my mind isn't as dirty as I thought.........

Either that, or I'm even smarter than I thought I was!
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/30/2006 8:37 am

 Youre 'sauciness' is catchy! LOL


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/30/2006 8:38 am

 LOL...yes, they were..They'd be even funnier if some of these things were actually seen!


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/30/2006 8:40 am
    Quoting spunky11961:
    Kool! I like the way ya think
    ~spunky
Thank ya, sweets!
A dirty mind is such a terrible thing to waste! hehe....


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/30/2006 8:41 am
    Quoting  :
Mmmm...looking at your picture, I just found a perfect place to sit! Yummy!

Thank you!


steamyandsexybi 51F
2783 posts
10/30/2006 8:44 am
    Quoting rm_StormRS:
    Five out of ten right.....maybe my mind isn't as dirty as I thought.........

    Either that, or I'm even smarter than I thought I was!
Which 5 DIDNT you get right?

Oh trust me....I KNOW youre mind is very dirty! ...The 'dirty' kind of smart!...VERY SEXY TOO!

LOTTSA LICKS!!!!!!!


rm_StormRS 48M
5635 posts
10/30/2006 11:20 am
    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    Which 5 DIDNT you get right?

    Oh trust me....I KNOW youre mind is very dirty! ...The 'dirty' kind of smart!...VERY SEXY TOO!

    LOTTSA LICKS!!!!!!!
I guess maybe I'm not so smart, because I can't count either.....LOL

I got 6 right........Not 5.......DUH!

The ones I didn't get:
chewing gum - You said blow and it was over.....
elevator - Men and women going down.......Mmmmm
glove - I get the finger all the time.......Confused me......
toothbrush - Too busy thinking about the lubrication........
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........


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