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Wouldn't Life Be Grand?
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Wouldn't Life Be Grand? If "MY LIFE" Was More Like My Computer! by Marigrace Iodice If "My Life" was more like "MY COMPUTER"How much harder would it be? Would existence really matter If I was living a "VIRTUAL REALITY"? Opportunities would be endless No need to fret about making decisions, Personal relationships won't be so confusing Just Click on "TOOLS", and then "OPTIONS" I'd get in my daily exercise By hitting "START" then "RUN"Instead of saving $10.00, hit "SAVE AS" $1,000.00 ...Now wouldn't that be fun? Can't make up my mind about dessert? Not a problem...Right Click, "SELECT ALL". No need to worry about gaining weight Just Click On "UNINSTALL!" With the benefits of "UPDATE" My wardrobe could get a new look, I would always Click on "HELP" To never again have to clean and cook. I couldn't get lost with "CREATE A SHORTCUT" Because I would just hit "GO TO!"My Life would never be in disarray When I Right Click on "UNDO." I could click "APPLY" for make-up or to color my hair Or for an instant make-over - - Hit "REFRESH," "ALT-CTRL-DELETE" to Re-boot & start over When I need a break from this mess! And when the get to noisy Lower the VOLUME or just shut the speakers off, With one Click on "REPLY ALL"I'll never again have to repeat myself. "SEND TO" will help with bath & bedtime "PARENTAL CONTROLS" . . . when losing my temper, I'll always be able to Hit "THESAURUS" When I need to communicate with my . The VIRUS SCAN would detect infections And prevent everyone from every being sick, Lost keys or lost money would never be an issue Because "QUICK FINDER" would do the trick! Click on "HISTORY" When I can't remember what I ate last night, I'd be able to click "EDIT"... then "PREFERENCES" To "CREATE" my Mr. Right! Right Click for "WHAT'S THIS?" Whenever the car breaks down, Hey! Wait! - - Who cares what's under a hood? I'll get a new car instantly if I "UPGRADE NOW" I could always double click on "BACK"To repeat a good time again, Or "HIT ANY KEY TO CONTINUE"Whenever I don't want a good time to end. "SAFE MODE" would give new meaning to Birth Control "OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE" would not be a fantasy, Edit "PRIVACY PREFERENCES" for when I want to be alone And to forget the past - just Hit "CLEAR HISTORY!" "UP ONE LEVEL" BAM! - - Instant promotion at work! "SEND IM" when I got something to say, Here's a good one -- Click "DELETE" On all the bills I don't want to pay! Click on "START", "FIND", then "PEOPLE" When I want ‘My Love Life' to improve, Unwanted ex-husband...Right Click on "REPLACE"Ohhh! Better yet - - Right Click on "REMOVE!" I could add more RAMS for better memory Click on "FAVORITE PLACES" for a mini vacation I need to purchase another HARD DRIVE Because I have yet to make an "INTERNET CONNECTION!"  |
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11/24/2006 12:48 pm |
connection..where do i plug in!!!
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11/24/2006 3:01 pm |
Shit...i think im a computer.
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connection..where do i plug in!!! 
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Shit...i think im a computer. 
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If only!! Muffy da Brat
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Well, hello to you too stormy! Thanksgiving was good. My job is going well but very tiring! I'm getting ready for another full week including the weekend for our yearly inventory so here goes another solid week! Thank God we got this weekend off due to the holiday! But it will be all 7 days straight again starting Monday up until the second or third week in December-mandatory inventory. But it helps alot with Christmas right around the corner. (for my daughters spoiled little butt!) lol I hope youre doing ok!! I'll be over to visit you too in just a minute! Hugs~
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Youre so silly! Love the new pic, by the way!
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ooooh! 6 hours of sex until you climax,eh? Just so ya know, it takes alot for me to climax so I hope youre ready for the challenge! lol
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If only!!
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Sounds like you've found the answer to all of life's problems here! Now, where do I go to purchase this computer you speak of? If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........
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Sounds like you've found the answer to all of life's problems here! Now, where do I go to purchase this computer you speak of? When I know, I'll let you know.
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I really wish I was a computer! Can I plug in?  {=}   {=}kisses, hugs, and sweet soft licks{=}
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I really wish I was a computer! Can I plug in? {=} Dig in,sweets!  
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wow! the life of a computer! hey girl! hope the jobs going great! hugz,lis ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
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Ya know, you have a good point! I dont think I like that idea either! I like "steady,stable and reliable." hehe.......
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wow! the life of a computer! hey girl! hope the jobs going great! hugz,lis Yes, the job is going very well. Its a constant 'on the go' all day long but manageable. Hugs right back at ya!
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It sure does! I hope to live long enough in this lifetime to actually see this. Technology these days...its gotta happen sooner or later.
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11/26/2006 6:41 pm |
For some reason you're post makes me want to be naked at the computer.
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For some reason you're post makes me want to be naked at the computer. 
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Hey girl! Storm nominated you for Cozy Red's "Sexiest Female Blogger" contest!  Here's the link: [post 607784] Go check it out, sexy! {=} {=}kisses, hugs, and sweet soft licks{=}
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You were left a golden egg.[post 608481] {=} {=}kisses, hugs, and sweet soft licks{=}
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Did you search your blog and find the golden egg? Look in your recent commemts by others. {=} {=}kisses, hugs, and sweet soft licks{=}
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The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO. Let it snow! By reading this you have just been hit with a snow ball and it's the start of the Snow Ball Fight 2006/2007!! Two rules to this game.... 1. You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! 2. You have to come back and enter here who you hit. Now...go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back!  {=} {=}kisses, hugs, and sweet soft licks{=}
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12/2/2006 7:42 am |
I love it. Of course, the one downside would be when your hard drive crashes...
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Apparently Little Miss KissKiss has begun a snowball fight, and since I'm much to fragile and decrepit to be hit with snowballs, I better get you first. The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO. Let it snow! By reading this you have just been hit with a snow ball and it's the start of the Snow Ball Fight 2006/2007!! Two rules to this game.... 1. You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! 2. You have to come back and enter here who you hit. Now...go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! (yes, that's an offer)Don't worry, I'll only throw warm balls at you after this. If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend........
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