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airline problems ?  

_Foxee_ 56F
514 posts
2/10/2010 6:42 am

Last Read:
9/27/2010 3:00 am

airline problems ?

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton





The Fox.


CityOfSinGuy1 58M
10 posts
2/10/2010 7:22 am

Bill Clinton Classic! I know I would fly more often if that was the case!


rainqueen04 62F
1339 posts
2/10/2010 7:25 am

that's a good one......signing it bill clinton was the clincher!


charminglilfella 52M
11 posts
2/10/2010 8:08 am

What have you decided regarding the pilots? Do you want or don't want them on the plane?


lifebegins63 61M

2/10/2010 9:28 am

That was great ... Thought Mr Clinton had most things done for him !!

regards


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