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Blogs > bemusedgoddess > Secret Garden of the Goddess

Scoffed Sillies!  

bemusedgoddess 59M/55F
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3/11/2008 7:26 am

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3/11/2008 7:50 am
Scoffed Sillies!
Here are some 'funnies' that I spied in a previous discussion group I used to belong to...
A little sexist, but some are rather amusing!

Things You Will Never Hear a Man Say

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy. (Gee)

2. No, I don't want another beer. I have work tomorrow, Honey.

3. I think hairy butts are really sexy!

4. Her breasts are just too large.

5. Sometimes I just want to be held.

6. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.

7. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse for you!

9. Forget "Monday Night Football." Let's watch Melrose Place.

10. I think we are lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.

11. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

12. Honey, I'm going to the store. Do you need more tampons?

13. What happened to my old Nancy Drew books?

14. Do these jeans come in lavender?

15. I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you. Go on ahead.

16. This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it.

17. Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder.

18. My butt's too big. Don't lie. It's true. I know my butt's too big.

19. It's okay, I'll sleep in the wet spot.

20. {snip}

21. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

22. Your mother's coming to stay with us again? Great!

23. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

24. No way. You weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

25. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them anymore since I met you.

26. I understand.

27. This movie has too much nudity.

28. Damn, we're late for church.

29. {snip}

30. Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really heavy women.

31. Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!

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