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Astrological Anarchy
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Astrological Anarchy Astrological Anarchy-- Someone had taken this from a site and now I am just sharing it with the rest of the cyberworld. I love Eastern and Western Astrology, but these Sun sign write ups--are just plain put downs! They are Funny though and to be only taken with a wee grain of salt... ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically, you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding. TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell your relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You're likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear drudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic type, softhearted and a lover of arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on . CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy warring fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. Zodiac after sex responses Aries "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus "I'm hungry pass the pizza." Gemini "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer "When are we getting married?" Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo "I need to wash the sheets." Libra "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius "Don't call me I'll call you." Capricorn "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces "What did you say your name was again?"  |
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5/13/2006 1:18 am |
Pisces "What did you say your name was again?" lol *hugs*  TTFN
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I resemble those remarks. You cheeky monkey you. Sultry
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Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?" Now if only I had that much confidence to be that cocky. I was 5 weeks early. Would I have been a virgo if I was on time? Am I a mix then - a stupid queer living on welfare? SR
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Oh, BTW, the RLP up there sent me. Said I should mention her name for a special discount. Or was it gift with purchase? I don't know. Anyway. Welcome. SR
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~Redlipsprincess--Great to see you again~Dahlink! YOU LOOK MAHVELOUS!!! ~Sultry--only a monkey can REALLY KNOW another monkey! ~SpaceRangerNJ Consider it a gift WITHOUT purchase--I would NEVER want to cheapen the experience! LOL ~SirMounts--That name of yours could get you into a lot of trouble in my Temple--the resident Goddess Canine's name is Everest...LOL Hugs and kisses... The Bemused one...
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SirMounts, I LIKE the way you think!!! I'm so glad you said "Neverest", instead of "Nevermore!" LOL *wink-wink* back! X&O's Bemused
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Fireswan, I am NOT surprised in the least that you are a scorpio--LOL Pinhead Lover... I have a fair percentage in my chart. Usually it is roses and sunshine, but then the scorpion tail comes down and WHOMP! Nothing but crushed petals and thorns! LOL
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SirMounts, So I am a Nympho, is there a problem with that?! LOL Kisses Bemused
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