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Get a load of this retard!  

potbelliedman 48M
1042 posts
10/7/2007 9:23 pm

Last Read:
4/30/2011 9:45 pm

Get a load of this retard!

This is one of the funnies dumbfucks I've seen post on the advice lines lately. Here's what he had to say.

"fuck these advice people they are just fags,old men, and sloppy sluts
10/7/2007 4:03 pm
I posted a question about chicks being scared of a bigg cock.
the problem was that i had these dirty ass bitches and faggots
takeing shots at me . are they jealous but y to everyone who
made a post to my last question fuck u especially the bitches
and as for the guys well they say what women wanna hear so
fuck all of u .all who im talking is listed below 1.MzDragonfly:this
bitch very fat and over weight 2.tigger7740:nasty bitch
thats i wouldnt try to fuck 3.lust4love57 :this bitch is nearly dead shes 50 lol 4.beamishboy64 : i hate gays 5.hotchocncream:
a fat women and a brother, what nerve lol u guys are a differnt
subject 6.So_Calchic: this is a poor excuse for a women
7.China_Annie: who the fuck is this flat chest bitch seriously get a boob job 8.AnthonyBlue_
: i got crabs u got old age we even 9.NaturalWomyn007: Another
old slut 10.moonrabbit4u: lol ur old and on a sex site i guess life is bad 11.fleamonkey:
u look weird and it must be painful to be you 12.KellyB1978:
well i dont kno u do look bad i would run from you 13.jbsatx99: this man im not gonna say it but
i have to another old dirty man on a sex site 14.potbelliedman:
this guy looks like a loser seriously with no women 15.poppy0101:
i really hope my wife dont look like u when shes 38 ur disgusting 16.SirReal1966:
ur comment was funny but u spent to much time writing it lookin at ur
age ur time is limited 17.moonrabbit4u: we men right , right? 18.blackpool_tower:
lol 19.pettinkitties2: old dirty hippies ur pics should be take off this site 20.Xanadu352,
: i bet i could fuck u 21.wolfpack2_1970: look at this fag
looking at my dick 22.tn22m4u2fkk: wow i bet u wish u had a big dick 23.herefortheblogs: u cant even
show ur face i cant blame u 24.hotwitch2 : u look hot i would fuck u if ur name appeared on this list fuck u and
as for the guys we can definetly make this into something
more fags and bitchs and old bitches"

Now far be it for me to judge someone for their lack of proper sentence structure and grammar, but how much of a fucktard to you have to be in order to get noticed by a rant?

These are one of those types of guys I'd like to have as my cell mate if I were ever in prison and had to give up women for a while.

I'd have him sucking my dick and taking it in the ass before he could cry momma into his pillow.

Let's all go pay a visit to his blog and give him a taste of his own medicine.

If he can't take answers to a dumb ass question he posts, I really hope he never gets to have any living to carry on the retard gene. No deserves a dumbass like this douche for a dad.
I wonder how long it takes him to realize everything he ever writes here on Local Sexy Swingers is recorded on his profile for all the world to see?

Your thoughts and comments? Alextheimpaled, I mean tard boy,....you're welcome to comment too should you have ventured this far. (It was sooooo hard not to use spell check to correct all of this idiot's drivle.)

Ken


LustyTaurus 55M
21250 posts
10/7/2007 9:45 pm

This guy sounds like a real winner...oops, sorry, I meant weiner...


66LUV 57F
85 posts
10/7/2007 10:34 pm

Ken, LOL - I love ya man!

I missed the 'hit' list! Damn, you guys are so special.

I wish I had a chance to see the original post that he was bitchin' about!
I loved your comment on his blog -
You know he won't take your advice about the sores ~ I hope he realizes that herpes is forever !

Take it easy. . .


GO COLTS! ! !

...


herefortheblogs 59F

10/7/2007 10:38 pm

I vaguely remember his original post, but for the life of me, I can't remember what my comment was to him. I just can't believe that he waited this long (it had to have been at least 3 weeks ago) to make his rather lengthy and insulting rebuttal.

Never take no for an answer from somebody who doesn't have the authority to say yes.

~Ann~ xx


66LUV 57F
85 posts
10/7/2007 11:09 pm

He just deleted my comments on his blog and blocked me!
LMAO!


...


outtherelinda 57F  
18868 posts
10/8/2007 12:26 am

I went to look at his blog but it doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Now I know why I don't bother with the advice line here anymore.

Was he even speaking English hun? I got a headache just trying to read it let alone try and figure out what he was on about, what a wanker. He almost sounds like that other dickhead, Billy Wiggins.

As for his comment about you, don't worry babe, if it was a choice between you and him, you would get my fanny not him. (You can choose which fanny we are talking about lol).

Take it easy Ken

Linda xxx


Feel free to come and check out my blog outtherelinda


42beamish 59M

10/8/2007 8:12 am

I guess I missed him. And I also see beamishboy64 is on the list. Why not 42beamish???? He must have been around for a while then to know that handle and especially use it in his post.

Anyway, thanks for sharing.

Beam

"Six pints of bitter...and quickly please, the world's about to end"

Douglas Adams


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/8/2007 8:16 am

LustyTaurus,...I totally agree. LOL

66LUV,....Love back at ya, and now why does it not surprise me that he deleted everything? Normally, I'd not tongue thrash someone that hard, Um...unless it was a girl tied to my bed post, but that dick wad insulted a lot of people I know and like, so fuck him. I knew he'd delete everything, and I predict he'll be back with a new handle sooner or later to launch another attach, where I'll have to kick his ass again.

herefortheblogs,...Yeah, the question he posted before does not really ring a bell with me, but then I looked at his handle and thought about his disrespect to my buddy Vlad The Impaler, and had a fleeting memory of his question. He got what he deserved, and showed everybody what a lil bitch he is by erasing everything.

misterate,....Bob, I was wondering where you were when all this was going on...You were gettin' some weren't ya? It's okay, I took care of the scum for everyone. Has it's already been mentioned, I got to his blog and fucked with him, then mentioned how I did that on the advice lines, which sent others to his blog to see the comments I left, and then just as I suspected, It's all gone the next day. Go figure huh? LOL LOL LOL.

outtherelinda,...Awww, thanks babe, I remember that fanny talk we had. Yes the guy is a wanker, and in this case, I'm thinking he's not one of the multi-profilers that people are used to, but then again, a really good multi-profiler is hard to figure out, but lame just the same.
Too bad you didn't get to see his blog before he deleted it. It was an advertisement for a three hour fuck fest, a few girls had already replied, and then suddenly you get to see my comments thanking him for his crude exposure on the AL, and then further asking him if the sores on his dick have went away yet, and to get it checked out before anybody is infected. I'm not surprised he has not been man enough to come to this blog and retaliate, but then again, for a little bitch who deletes his comments on blogs, that's just the way things are.

Ken


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/8/2007 8:41 am

kurious2694,...Yeah, or a good ass kicking.

Ken


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/8/2007 8:57 am

tigger7740,...Maybe not as wise, as I am mean when I want to be. Like 66Luv said, I'm sure he deleted all the comments he didn't like, but not before I sowed enough shit in his garden to get him back for fucking with my friends. YOU were on that list too tigger, so feel free to help me kick his ass the next time Alextheimpaler shows up.

Ken


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/8/2007 10:41 am

Xanadu352,... I fear all the lobotomy would do is cause him to drool as he types his already mindless stuff. I'm sure you would have enjoyed his blog and the comments I left for him.

tigger7740,...Ass creature indeed! Looks like he was calling out most of us old responders. He'll need a new profile before he does it again I bet.

Arti,...You got that right. There is speculation that he's a she from the AL, but I don't think that is true. I'm pretty certain it's just a dumbfuck who could not handle the heat of a flaming for asking a retarded question.
If it is the person who some think it to be, I would be very disappointed that the person could change personality, and writing style so much just to cause a little drama.

Ken


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/8/2007 6:33 pm

42beamish,...Now Beamish, how the hell did you perform that houdini trick just now? I didn't see your post sitting there in the middle until just now, and I've been trying to keep up on responses.

Yes, I think you're right, I figure he's that guy from like three months back who asked about why girls were afraid of his dick. Guess he didn't like the responses. Oh well, it's my duty to make a lil bitch squeal when they call me or my friends out on the AL.

got_1_4_ya,...Hey, if you have the cell next to us, we can tag team his ass too. And oh, don't you worry, he got something to take care of that ass alright, but it wasn't no enema. More like a brain enema if anything.

Ken


Leyna64 59F

10/8/2007 9:08 pm

My ex, on rare occasions, had flashes of brilliance....and this particular one fits our favorite fucktard. Btw, I snuck in and read the comments before he took it down. At any rate....
Fucktard would have to suck dicks in the gutter for the rest of his life in order to regain his dignity....

Come for the breasts, Stay for the brains!
L


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/9/2007 4:06 pm

Leyna64,... Heh heh, yeah, but I don't know if he had much dignity to begin with. It's a shame really. I'd not have had to do that to him if he had better manners.

Sandy,...You're absouletly right! He got more fun made at him, toasted, had his ass handed to him, and was attacked in his blog all for a rant that took less then 25 seconds to read. Hope he learned a lesson, if not, I'll kick his ass again. Even if I need to open a new profile to do it with and get him in his blog again. Hehehe, I'm so Evvvvvillll.

Bob, What gentlemen? Surely you're not speaking of any of us guys here. LOL.

Ken


milf10981 42F
16 posts
10/10/2007 8:11 am

ah chat fighting, such a complete waste of time. this is why i don't talk to most people lol. btw i miss you butthead, haven't heard from you in a bit.


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/10/2007 4:21 pm

Hey Milfy, hehehe, How ya doing?

I've been a dick to alot of old chat buddies recently. I could make millions of excuses, but won't lol, I do plan to turn my invisible cloak off one of these days and just do some open chatting. Otherwise, I'm usually on for just a little while after I get home at 5pm, then I'm out the door again until late. You can always IM me though and see if I'm around.

Ken


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/10/2007 8:53 pm

Exactly!
When I went to his blog, I did thank him for the exposure. LOL. I think this site is starting to wear me thin though. It just don't seem as fun anymore. Oh well.

Ken


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
10/11/2007 8:52 am

LOL @ Lusty.....very funny rant ken!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/11/2007 10:06 pm

Hehehe, Purp...,

I wish you could have seen this asshat's blog when I was done with it.

Ken


Liv_Inlavalova 50M

10/12/2007 4:36 pm

I dunno how I managed to escape this guys wrath, but its no big feat. Kinda like escaping from a hula hoop on the ground. Cant really take wrath like that too seriously. Sounds like he could use a few lessons in stirring up shit. Thats just NOT the way its done, man.

Chasing the Rock and Roll dream for Life.
Death is my back up plan!


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/12/2007 6:52 pm

Liv,

You know it brother. But I think if any girls saw what I left him in his blog, he'll be hard pressed to get a date from this site again. I've been kinda hoping the pussy would come to my blog and retaliate, only to see his saga continue here. Oh well. Let him come here. I know how to deal with scumbags like him. LOL

Ken


sexygalnextdoor 42F

10/27/2007 9:54 pm

Thanks, Ken. How am I supposed to get this red marker off my monitor now? How can I look at that crap without cringing (and correcting)?
It's guys like that who make me appreciate men like you even more.

The Sexy Gal Next Door
~xoxoxox~


potbelliedman 48M
2141 posts
10/28/2007 12:44 am

Sexygalnextdoor....Oh, yer luck girl friend, I almost did not check this post lately. LOL, if you put too many red marks on the monitor just get out the correcto liquid white stuff and cover them up..Good as new....lol.

I like that new pic btw. You should send me more some time. I've got some new ones from a Halloween party I'll share with you.

Ken


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