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Boobs = bravery  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
2/4/2013 3:55 pm

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3/2/2013 4:07 pm

Boobs = bravery

One thing I do at my job is deal with various legal fiascoes . In this capacity today I was reading a study my company had commissioned about sexual harassment . One thing that stood out to me is that women who complain about comments about their big breasts are much more likely to see things through to the end than other kinds of complaints . One conclusion we can draw based on this is that women with big boobs are more willing to stand their ground . A more reasonable conclusion is that women with big boobs get harassed more so its just a result of statistics , but I'm going to ignore that likelihood .

Pictured below what they're talking about then they say America is home of the brave ;


And since they've just recently decided its okay for the ladyfolk to go into combat there's an easy way to test this hypothesis . If the first woman who's awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor is Master Sergeant Chesty LaRue I think we've got some validation of this claim .

Obviously this only works with female types because dudes with boobs (like myself) are generally not brave at all . Aside from Mean Joe Man-Teats of course . That guy had the eye of tiger I tell you what .

Speaking of legal fiascoes , I was working on a file last week from a juvenile court in Utah . Normally juvenile court stuff is vandalism or theft , what have you , but this about a 16 year old who was convicted of wire fraud and ordered to pay 5 million American dollars in restitution . I have to admit , I'm somewhat impressed that a even knew what wire fraud was , let alone set down his bong long enough to commit it . The other thing I thought was interesting is that even though he wasn't tried as an adult the judgment against him is there forever - or until such time as he pays off the 5 mil . So basically his life is ruined forever . I'm not sure how I feel about that . I'm not a very forgiving person really but it seems weird that something you did when you were in high school means the game is over for your whole life .

And finally , enough already . This has happened every year of my damn life .

Pre-Super Bowl

"Oh , I just watch for the commercials , I don't care about that game ."

Post-Super Bowl

"I was disappointed , the commercials weren't very good this year ."

EVERY year . When were the commercials good ? 1971 ? Were they that great you're still hoping they'll live up to it again ? Stop it . What is wrong with you ? You're only encouraging them . Cut it out .

I was going to say something about factory reject dildos too but I forgot what . It was probably pretty funny . You can laugh if you want .

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CommodoreNemo 33M
87 posts
2/4/2013 6:22 pm

It's not the size of the boobs. It's how far you thrust them into the world. It's like having a big round belly if you're a guy. It's a bad thing if you're ashamed of it, but a sign of power if you sport it unapologetically, stroking and breaking clams on it everywhere you go. That's fuckin luxury.


40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
2/5/2013 3:50 pm

    Quoting  :

I doubt it , I'm not really the insulting type - please retract that laugh

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
2/5/2013 3:51 pm

    Quoting CommodoreNemo:
    It's not the size of the boobs. It's how far you thrust them into the world. It's like having a big round belly if you're a guy. It's a bad thing if you're ashamed of it, but a sign of power if you sport it unapologetically, stroking and breaking clams on it everywhere you go. That's fuckin luxury.
I seen a sea otter do that once , but river otters are still cooler

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wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
3/1/2013 1:19 am

If you had a time machine would you go back before Hitler was conceived and kill his mother, or would you inseminate her before his father could.

That has absolutely nothing to do with your post so I thought I'd ask.

They youngest person to be given a life sentence was 11. I think.

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
3/2/2013 4:07 pm

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    If you had a time machine would you go back before Hitler was conceived and kill his mother, or would you inseminate her before his father could.

    That has absolutely nothing to do with your post so I thought I'd ask.

    They youngest person to be given a life sentence was 11. I think.
The latter , my friends and I were talking about that exact thing last week

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