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Star Wars spoilers out the ass  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
12/18/2015 6:52 am

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12/19/2015 6:26 pm

Star Wars spoilers out the ass

A guy sitting next to me in the theater last night cried . I kind of wanted to punch him . People clapped - I hate when people clap in movie theaters . They can't hear you bub . There was a metric shit-ton of previews . The guy sitting on front of me said one really racist thing and then a couple of really chauvinistic things . Thank god Randy Newman and Rob Zombie did the music this time instead of that hack John Williams .



In other news did you know that Lebron James massacred some golfer's wife ? He's huge and strong but I don't know if he's much of a fighter . I wouldn't take him on for sure , but I wonder what a real man would do .

And finally , why do they have the slowest cashier in the universe working the express lane ? Whoever assigns people to their aisles is a jackanapes I say . It took literally FOREVER . Literally . What about the self check out ? FUCK the self check out ! It never works . Then you have to wait for the god damn manager to wander over and fiddle with it for 77 minutes while you slowly die .


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iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
12/18/2015 7:54 am

The self checkout sucks!


shyviolette 63F
9347 posts
12/18/2015 8:09 am

I'm sure that when I die and go to hell, I will be in the express check out lane with the slowest cashier for eternity...right behind the person writing a check and the granny counting out $3.92 in pennies for payment.

When the tides of life are against you

And the current upsets your boat

Don't think of things that might have been

Just lay on your back and float

Ed Norton / The Honeymooners 1954


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/18/2015 2:24 pm

Whew, thank heavens you didn't REALLY have any spoilers in this post. I would have had to hire Lebron James to kill you.


superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
12/19/2015 5:49 pm

Jackanapes? I am so hot for you right now.

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