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Worlds worst first date!
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Worlds worst first date! For all those people who thought they'd had the worst first date ever. This was on the Jay Leno show on 9-7-99. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold ... and the guy had taken her skiing. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte apres-ski. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she should try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her ski pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peaking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants,the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and needed some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and peed her butt off the fender. |
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roooooflmaaaaaaaoooooooo that my friend is priceless  did they happen to mention a second date 
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Did not mention the second date but that was so freakin hilarious that how can they NOT go on another date lol.
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1/20/2007 9:10 am |
omggggg lol Sealed With a KISS *
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1/24/2007 9:18 pm |
LOL .. thanks for sharing ... that was great
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Kate, You welcome.. Glad you liked it! peed her butt off the fender..
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2/1/2007 7:57 pm |
Tac, Hope u don't mind, but i'm going to borrow this and put it on my site. I have a few that I'll pass on too .. Kate p.s. nice "trunk shot" lol
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Feel free to post it on your site, share the laugh!!! If you got other good articles it would be nice if you share with us.
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