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bad sex and no equipment to use !!  

rm_loveslilies 57F
27094 posts
1/18/2011 10:30 am
bad sex and no equipment to use !!


50 Years Of Bad Sex!

Grandpa and Grandma were sitting a the table.
Grandma gets up suddenly, rolls up her newspaper and proceeds to slap Grandpa upside the head.
He says, "What was that for?"
Grandma says, "That's for 50 years of bad sex."
Grandpa sits there muttering, rolls up his newspaper, and goes over and slaps Grandma upside the head.
She says, "Now what's that for?"
He says, "That's for knowing the difference!"


the joke is completely unrelated to my post, but you know me I love a good oldies joke


I am sure once again you guys of have noticed that my blogging has become sporadic, trust me it is not by my choice this is going on.
Thing is, it may get worse cause yesterday two of our computers went down the netbook I got for Valentines day last year well it's screen went out for no reason then the laptop that I use alot well I spilt water on the keyboard and now it is all screwed up !! this only leaves one for all of us to use for the time being !

Another reason is my eldest is having extreme problems right now, my heart aches for him....

much love {=}


If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
1/18/2011 11:13 am



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digdug4112 56M

1/18/2011 11:13 am

Hey you take care of your son and when you get another P.C. you can do your thing once again. I was happy to see you still here, I re-installed my messenger and I have you on it I left you a message there TTYL


hornyguyMN 43M
16352 posts
1/18/2011 12:11 pm

Well that is a perfect example of real life happening around here. We miss you, but your son comes first and hopefully you'll be able to figure out the computer situation.

By the way the joke was great, I literally busted out laughing at it.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/18/2011 12:29 pm

    Quoting digdug4112:
    Hey you take care of your son and when you get another P.C. you can do your thing once again. I was happy to see you still here, I re-installed my messenger and I have you on it I left you a message there TTYL
hey Digs
you can always write using my private inbox link that is up in the blog description
I'll reinstall asap !

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/18/2011 12:31 pm

    Quoting hornyguyMN:
    Well that is a perfect example of real life happening around here. We miss you, but your son comes first and hopefully you'll be able to figure out the computer situation.

    By the way the joke was great, I literally busted out laughing at it.
thanks hun maybe will get another computer when the tax check gets here but I do not know hubby is pretty upset with me, it was his laptop that he uses for work
my sons always come first always !

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


DapperDan37 51M
238 posts
1/18/2011 1:10 pm

No worries. I follow you everyday. This loyal follower is not going anywhere. If it is days before you post so be it. I understand real life comes first. No need to stress yourself about it, blogville will always be here for you.

I am sure the most loyal watchers will not go anywhere as long as you don't completely disappear.


milly1629 62F
9186 posts
1/18/2011 1:27 pm

hey hun sorry to hear about your son i hope things get better soon xxx
and you get your laptop fixed


LadyGrayLeopard 63F
26369 posts
1/18/2011 2:12 pm

ooh shite, that stinks!

and sorry to hear about the son, for me it's the younger, once again.


40sdude 62M
98 posts
1/18/2011 2:29 pm

It's amazing how much life can get in the way of living Good luck with your son. I have 4 of them, 2 out of the house, one still with me and one here 1/2 the year. It's like herding cats.

I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/18/2011 3:56 pm

I like your oldies jokes too
Sorry to read that your heart is aching.
I'm using an old desk-top pc at the moment, but I do have a relatively new lap-top as back-up if this one fails...as it has done on a number of occasions!


alleyoops4u14 53F

1/18/2011 9:22 pm

Miss you and do what u have to do...we are still here~

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 8:19 am

    Quoting DapperDan37:
    No worries. I follow you everyday. This loyal follower is not going anywhere. If it is days before you post so be it. I understand real life comes first. No need to stress yourself about it, blogville will always be here for you.

    I am sure the most loyal watchers will not go anywhere as long as you don't completely disappear.
Hi DD
so you are one of the mostly silent watchers of mine

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 8:47 am

    Quoting milly1629:
    hey hun sorry to hear about your son i hope things get better soon xxx
    and you get your laptop fixed

thanks MIlly

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 8:49 am

    Quoting LadyGrayLeopard:
    ooh shite, that stinks!

    and sorry to hear about the son, for me it's the younger, once again.
it sucks !!
is he doing better than he was ?

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 9:32 am

    Quoting 40sdude:
    It's amazing how much life can get in the way of living Good luck with your son. I have 4 of them, 2 out of the house, one still with me and one here 1/2 the year. It's like herding cats.
herding cats
I love that

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 9:33 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I like your oldies jokes too
    Sorry to read that your heart is aching.
    I'm using an old desk-top pc at the moment, but I do have a relatively new lap-top as back-up if this one fails...as it has done on a number of occasions!
I'm using an old desktop too, at least it gets the job done

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 9:36 am

    Quoting alleyoops4u14:
    Miss you and do what u have to do...we are still here~
thanks Alley

If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/19/2011 9:36 am

    Quoting  :

he's doing better than he was a few days ago, thanks Coastal

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Then I Misunderstood The Question


sensualsatiation 114F
4789 posts
1/23/2011 7:59 pm

Life... living... sometimes the two
just don't mesh the way we plan! That's
why a plan is something to deviate from!
Take good care!


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/24/2011 10:27 am

    Quoting  :

I've noticed but we do have other things to tend to don't we

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Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/24/2011 10:28 am

    Quoting sensualsatiation:
    Life... living... sometimes the two
    just don't mesh the way we plan! That's
    why a plan is something to deviate from!
    Take good care!
it's good to hear from you SS

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Then I Misunderstood The Question


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