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Blogs > rm_velvttouch > Me, Myself and I...

dinner with middle aged + people...lol  

rm_velvttouch 54F
2731 posts
9/14/2008 2:57 pm

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8/2/2020 2:28 pm
dinner with middle aged + people...lol

sunday dinner. I am the youngest one by far at 39. Everyone else is 50+.

there is a salad with chick peas which i hate and other stuff cut so finely i can't tell what it is so i am inspecting each bite...lol

my cousin asks what i am doing and i reply trying to figure out what this is because i don't put anything in my mouth that i don't recognize and my uncle said "good girl"..lol

Now My mother has not been feeling well and is recovering from pneumonia.

She starts coughing at the table and when some one asked if she is all right she says you guys are lucky I have gotten to a phase where i don't fart when i cough or sneeze....lol

SleepyAngel23 41F

9/14/2008 3:21 pm

 omg old people are a total trip. I love 'em.


I my friends!!


Sc0rpi0massage 58M

9/14/2008 9:26 pm

 I remember from years ago when I was at Thanksgiving dinner with my family at my grandmothers house, about 10 of us there. I was the youngest one there, still in college.. but of note was that my great aunt Farris was at the table... somehow the topic got to not being what we used to be... and this old woman, who always had spark and spunk... suddenly pipes up and says.. "well you havent seen nothing yet, I've got you all beat; Im the G'D bionic woman!" and she pops out her glass eye and then reaches into her blouse and pulls out her removeable silicone breast filler she had since her masectomy... and tosses the darned things right on the Thanksgiving table... I forget who it was who choked and half spit out their chardonney at this gesture; but the whole table was either in shock, or rolling over on the floor so hard, think my sister had to get up and relieve herself she was laughing so hard. Now THAT was funny!


lv2blvngwomen 58M
3805 posts
9/14/2008 9:55 pm

 Ah yes, the dinner invite where you find "Mystery Food"!

Bon apetite!
Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


michelle_dundee 58F
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11/19/2010 1:04 pm

 Like the salad you had the other day and you asked where the iceberg lettuce was....Have to eat your greens!!! Hope to see you soon...
Kisses,
Michelle


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