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how do you use this thing..lol  

rm_velvttouch 55F
2731 posts
2/9/2010 3:48 pm

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2/14/2010 2:02 pm
how do you use this thing..lol

i am having breakfast with a friend this morning and discussing condoms.

if you haven't used them in a while especially in the dark it can get a little complicated...lol

him: i couldn't get it on. i kept trying it both ways
me: it only goes on one way. the ring goes on the outside and then rolls down
him: well i tried it both ways
me: are you sure you had the right size
him: they come in different sizes?
me: yes
him: well i am about this long (insert hand gesture here...lol)
me: it doesn't go by length it goes by girth (me holding up two fingers then three)
him: really how do i know
me: pretend you are jerking off with my fingers
him: ok more like two and a half
me: then regular size should fit you

so we go to my house, i turn the condom the right way and he rolls it down my fingers just to get the idea...lol

stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
2/9/2010 4:45 pm

 OH! That's sad. Condoms come in one size! It's cruel to perpetuate a bad joke that is a lie. Thanks, Steven


GodfreyDaniel 88M

2/9/2010 5:56 pm

 The first time I tried one, when I was a virgin, with a 19 year old Spanish beauty(absolutely gorgeous), I got it started the wrong way. They won't go far, if started improperly. She put it on correctly, but I have wondered ever since, if pre cum may have gotten her pregnant. She worked in a bar on the Ramblas in Barcelona. Surely would love to do that over, as I was far to ignorant and stupid to make it wonderful for her.
"Man's greatest fear is the fear of love", I.M.Gottfrei


rm_velvttouch 55F
762 posts
2/9/2010 6:51 pm
    Quoting stevenjosepht:
    OH! That's sad. Condoms come in one size! It's cruel to perpetuate a bad joke that is a lie. Thanks, Steven
ok dude. go shopping or look it up on the internet... trojans come in regular, large and extra large. i actually own the trojan magnum larges just in case the durex ultra sensitive don't fit who ever i am playing with. choice is a good thing not a bad joke or a lie...


stevenjosepht 78M
3726 posts
2/10/2010 4:25 pm

 I just remember from my youth--Trojans--they came in one size. Latex streches to accomodate. But now, they may be made in various and sundry sizes, for all I know. I seem to recall the hetero-sex club I visit makes available a one-size-fits all lubricated condom. Thanks, Steven


lv2blvngwomen 58M
3805 posts
2/14/2010 2:36 am

 Hmm, measuring penis size with fingers?
Kinda like measuring alcohol into a glass. "How many fingers high?"
Hugs and well placed kisses - Chris


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