Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan
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Posted:Apr 16, 2008 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2024 5:34 am
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just added a bunch of pics of me in a bunch of places on my round the world trip I took last fall, hopefully they'll get approved.
So I'm going to geek out on kung fu for a moment here...I went to a preview screening of The Forbidden Kingdom last week, which sees Jackie and Jet team up for the first time ever.
It
Fucking
Ruled.
Honestly, the filmmakers nailed it...other than being mostly in English, this movie was a great Hong Kong martial arts film through and through. The writer did a Q&A after the show and he was obviously a kung fu movie aficionado. He knew his shit. Also there was Colin Chou who played the villain in this and was also Seraph(the Oracle's bodyguard) in the Matrix Sequels. The guy was fucking hilarious. He talked about working as a dirt poor in Taiwan and how he got into making movies. All in all it was an awesome screening. The movie was great, the Jet vs Jackie fight absolutely delivered.
So who would win if Jet fought Jackie? Jet, hands downs. Watching the movie, you can tell that while both of them are fast in their fight together, Jackie is going all out but Jet was holding his speed back, it was incredible.
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Passion.com pet peeves
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Posted:Apr 14, 2008 1:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2008 3:44 pm
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So I figured that after 3 years I should try resurrecting my blog. So here are the things that irk me when I'm surfing, chatting with, or meeting women on this site.
1. If you are part of a couple and don't meet without your husband/boyfriend/manslave/fillintheblank then you are a COUPLE...make a couple profile and stay off my cupid settings, thank you.
2. For crying out loud, how many flakes do we have here? If you chat with a guy and set up a meeting, lets follow through shall we?
3. Seriously, how many fake profiles do we need here? Can we get some quality control on these things please?
4. The 2 email rule. What the hell is that? If I want to send my direct email address to someone on the first message, I should be able to. I'm a paying customer, don't limit my freedom to give my contact info out to the 400,000 spam bots that currently inhabit the passion.com member list. If you want to "cut down on spam" then maybe you should cut down on the fake profiles(see number 2).
5. People with pet peeve lists. The hell is up with that? Can these people not think of something better to write in their blog? That just pisses me off..someone should do something about it.
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I would kill a man for...
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Posted:Apr 11, 2005 5:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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So I'm burning 850 calories a day in cardio, not including working out..been roughly that for about a week. Today I would seriously kill a man for some Papa John's pizza.
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holy freaking crap!
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Posted:Apr 8, 2005 1:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I just weighed myself and I've lost 7 pounds since last week!! Guess this diet and exercise crap is paying off big time. Woooo!
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I would kill a man for some In & Out.
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Posted:Apr 6, 2005 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Its week 2 of my diet and day 3 of my workout every day plan. We used to try and hit the gym 2-3 times a week, now I'm going 6 days with a ton of cardio, so this had better work. I'd kill for an in & out burger and some del taco fries(that stuff is soooooo good). Not til I've been on this diet and exercize crash course for longer though..not gonna crack after 3 days!
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There's an evil monkey that lives in my closet!
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Posted:Apr 4, 2005 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2008 12:50 am
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So if you spend all weekend working on a project, does that mean you should get monday off? I think it does.
I actually woke up at 9:40 this morning..shocking really given that I slept til 1pm yesterday. AND I woke up to go to the gym! All apart of my grand scheme to get rid of the belly that has plagued me since childhood. of course..lots of sex is an even better exercise..anyone wan't to give me a hand with that? haha.
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Posted:Mar 24, 2005 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2008 1:08 am
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how in the name of Zeus' butthole do these people get 45 THOUSAND views?? And here I am all like "oooh, I got 12!"
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the Pope
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Posted:Mar 16, 2005 3:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that the Pope...can't speak? Anyone?
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working sucks donkey balls
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Posted:Mar 3, 2005 12:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I say we revolt and put an end to the 40 hour work week! who's with me?!
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the men's locker room
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Posted:Feb 26, 2005 11:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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There is nothing that makes me more thankful for wearing glasses than the men's locker room at the Ballys in Hollywood. What the hell is it about these guys that makes them want to strut around naked?? You have a home, get naked there! I didnt come here to see your ass, I came to see that girl's ass, and to make my ass look good enough so that she'll want to see mine! Jeez...nothing more horifying to see these old men with the bulbous belly stickin gout over their tiny franks and beans. And the guy is rich which means he's getting a lot more attention from girls my age than I am(one of the wonderful things about LA), how horrifying is that? But when I change for the pool I take my glasses off, and it all becomes a wonderful blur. I have to say that after a few visits to the locker room I have to wonder what the hell it is you ladies see in men, because these are horrifying, disgusting creatures who apparently think that seeing their fat, wrinkled asses won't make me want to claw my eyes out. Or at the very least, remove my glasses.
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rain rain go away
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Posted:Feb 21, 2005 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Its creepy how every time it rains in LA, there is a body count. Seems like some pretty piss poor city planning if you ask me.
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House of the Dead: misunderstood masterpiece?
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Posted:Feb 18, 2005 12:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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After all the negative flack I had heard about Uwe Boll and his video game opus House of the Dead, I figured it was about time I watched it. Here is my reactions as they came to me during the film:
11:00:43 : time for uwe boll
11:04:17 : sigh
11:04:26 : 4 minutes in and counting
11:04:34 : not a good sign
11:05:57 : big tittied asian shows her tits...good
11:10:58 : more titties!
11:12:49 : Jaws rip off scene
11:14:52 : even more titties
11:15:54 : dont go in there!
11:16:46 : random video game screen
11:29:25 : woohoo, sexy asian
11:32:32 : these video game shots are gonna make me kill someone
11:35:37 : zombies are also skilled swimmers..interesting
11:40:08 : thought she was out of bullets
11:44:18 : ooooh, flashback to the olden days
11:48:35 : haha! a game over screen!
11:52:44 : well its a good thing he just happens to be an arms smuggler
11:52:51 : let the matrix wannabe begin
11:53:50 : she just went from pistols to a shotgun
11:54:50 : woulda bee a cool shot in a better movie
11:58:28 : aww, hottie asian dies
11:58:34 : nice of them to try and help her...not
11:59:12: the fuck was the point of that montage??
11:35 | zombies are also skilled swimmers..interesting
11:40 | thought she was out of bullets
11:40 | i do hope you enjoy my commentary
11:44 | ooooh, flashback to the olden days
11:48 | haha! a game over screen!
11:52 | well its a good thing he just happens to be an arms smuggler
11:52 | let the matrix wannabe begin
11:53 | she just went from pistols to a shotgun
11:54 | woulda bee a cool shot in a better movie
11:58 | aww, hottie asian dies
11:58 | nice of them to try and help her...not
11:59 | the fuck was the point of that montage??
Friday, February 18, 2005 12:00
12:00 | if the bullet opens a hole to splatter blood out of, then the bullet went through it...she should have a bullet in the eye
12:00 | haha, oh well, they tore her in half anyway
12:04 | its quiet..lets make out
12:04 | haha! its TOO quiet!
12:05 | "it was my fault!!" cue sad music....and they kiss
12:07 | handy they found that book
12:09 | they arent zombies if they arent undead...they are corpses
12:11 | open the door..good idea
12:12 | a clint howard zombie! eeeek!
12:13 | good, waste a bullet on a zombie fish
12:14 | super slow mo explosion run!
12:14 | aaaaaaand jump
12:15 | another damn video game shot
12:15 | many
12:15 | argh
12:17 | what was the point of her sacrificing herself like that?
12:19 | "you created it all so you could be immortal! why?"
12:19 | didnt he just answer his own question
12:20 | slow motion explosion run..again
12:21 | more matrix crap
12:21 | good thing she knows how to fence
12:22 | not in her breasts!!!!!!
12:23 | she's alive!
12:23 | no wait, she's dead again
12:25 | haha, and he brought her back
12:26 | oooh, sequel!
12:26 | the end
12:28 | somewhat disappointing, i thought itd be worse
Well I do hope you enjoyed my commentary as much as I enjoyed laughing at this comic masterpiece. Its a good thing video game companies keep seelling Uwe Boll the rights to their games so he can go on making films like this one.
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