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Blogs > Horny18425 > Procrastination

Pre-drinking rules  

Horny18425 38M
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12/27/2013 4:19 pm
Pre-drinking rules

1. You bring it you drink it; none of this turn up with a shit bottle of white wine for communal drinks but drink the good red stuff others brought.

2. If you don’t drink it you share it; now this rule is subjective it depends on the dynamic of the group but it’s general good house keeping to share.

3. Drinking games are Mandatory; if you’re in the room you’re playing the game, tee-teetotallers can have a designated drinker or it’s split between the group but you are playing.

4. Chundering is frowned apon; come on peeps it’s pre-drinks even a tactical chunder at this point is a fail.

5. The host is GOD; not literally but house rules apply, drinking game rule, party foul rules, always in play rules abide or get the fuck out.

6. GOD is the DJ; basically if you’re a guest don’t fuck with the play list, the play list has been cultivated over time with input from all the regulars. If you want a tune ask and pre-drink more often.

7. When it’s time to go out be ready; You all knew this was coming, surely it’s not caught you off guard that you’re going out. What did you think the getting dressed up and drinking was for ? It’s called pre-drinking for a reason.

7.1. And if you or one of the crew are feeling flush that means there is a taxi waiting so have your shit together people!

7.2. Fun fact most clubs are cheaper if you can make it there before midnight.

8. Nobody gets left behind; this means if someone runs out of drink top them up, Go Team! these things have a habit of coming back round so give and you shall receive. (Andy. 16.54 book of Fuzzy Logic)

9. If you are doing shots pour for everyone; just like school have you brought enough for everybody ? No then don’t have one yourself. Sharing shots make them more fun anyway FACT.

10. If a friend of a friend is there make an effort; just saying hello is not making an effort it’s just a start. Remember freshers is a long way behind you now you’re a crew, a gang, loosely connected group of co-dependant borderline alcoholics or even just a group of good mates. You have your inside jokes and know where each others line is; in some cases so far away it stopped being a dot a long time ago, but this new person is from an outside world which is different from your own so be nice and bring them down to your level…mahahaha

11. Have glasses to drink from; the host may be GOD but if you don’t provide glasses for people to mix their drinks in then you’ll have some Deicide on your hands and that’s messy so buy some plastic cups.

11.1. Plastic cups are great for drinking games as everyone has the same volume in their glass also beer pong and flip-cup with glass is where madness lies.

12. If your crush is there it is way too early to make a move; don’t make things awkward for everyone by getting shot down or worse not getting shot down making out unless part of a game is not acceptable behaviour at pre-drinks that goes double for couples.

12 rules or commandments which can be applied to anyone’s pre-drinks.

remember drink responsibly.
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