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Love those fabulous one-liner emails...
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Love those fabulous one-liner emails...  Many women will disagree...but after getting the last few emails from women...I am praying that someone will PLEASE write me a one or two-liners email...         . . .  . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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Over the last week or so...I received a total of eight emails from women...yay me !!  But wait for it...not what you guys think... Over the many years, through feedback and sometimes, a lack of it...I have worked out a decent length email intro...too short and the woman will think me insincere...too long and they fall asleep before they can hit the reply button...too timid tells them I'm a wimp...too aggresive and they think I'm insensitive... SO...I have my 6-8 lines intro and seem to work to some extent... Regularly, I get roughly 20% replies...which considering, it's pretty damned amazing...BUT...this last week went for the record...8 replies from 20 sent...that's phenonmenal !!  Wait...don't be too happy for me yet...because... Firstly...four of those are from pros...meaning, they love my profile and my sense of humour so much...they'd happily charge me for sex... Yup...thanks....but no thanks... Then a gem came in...one woman read my finely-tuned intro...thought about it...read my profile...thought some more...and came back with...'Good'... Huh?? W...T...F? Good morning? Good profile? Good email?? WHAT?? The second gem wasn't far off...the second woman wrote back with another one word reply...'Hi'...  What? I'm supposed to run with that? How? The third one was another one word gem...she wrote...and I quote....'ok'...  How can anyone reply to that? Anyone who knows, please enlighten me... However, at least those are words and in some form, a written email... The fourth one came back with...  ...OMG...LOL...FFS....WTF...etc... is now an acceptable reply to a well-crafted email??Heavens give me strength...  Being in a lopsided site as this...I have no choice but to reply...with another finely crafted email...and since these ladies are obviously word-length-challenged...I kept my reply to two lines...nice and pleasant...friendly but edgy... Let's see what happens...but I'm not holding my breath... So please...if anyone care to send me an email that requires at least some reading...I would be eternally grateful...  . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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You do get all sorts. lol
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You do get all sorts. lol  Story of my life sweetie... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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