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Been a reallty long time...
Been a reallty long time... Hey hey… Just a note to those who still come by my blog…what’s left of it… . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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Hi people…. Long time no speak…hope everyone is doing well… It’s been a remarkable 2 months…life-changing I’d say. Here’s a quick run down… I was in a “hot” zone for over a month…and it was pure chaos…we were shot at, bombs were set off, people died (those buggers simply have no understanding of what ‘peace keeping’ means…alright, we weren’t technically part of that at the start, just travelling with them as our cover, but when shit hit the fan, we were assimilated into the unit……we were supposed to be there for only 2 weeks…ended up taking 6…just in and out, we were told, no one will ever know…yup…so much for great planning… We eventually did what we set out to do but the cost ran much higher than my employers could imagine… Couple of good things came out of it…even though I earned my third blue badge, I now know better and will never try it again (or at least will try to avoid situations like these……Because of a mishap, and a quick on-field reshuffle, Major Easy is no more…it’s now Lieutenant-Colonel Easy… (However, I’ve been feeling guilty for feeling good about it…someone being maimed so this can happen… ) Anyhoo…bygones…In my debrief report, I made it clear that I’ve served for the last time, so I’m out of it for good now… While I was gone, Da woman received a job offer too good to turn down…she waited for my return and we discussed it…she’d really like for me to go along…well now…she caught me at a terrible moment…I’ve missed her so very much at the time she asked… Since Australia is dragging its arse on my migration, I’ve agreed to go along. So…before the end of this month; me, me woman and 2 dogs are flying off to sunny Guangzhou, China…. I’ve been packing everything, and I mean everything. While it’s all very exciting, it’s also a tad sad. I know, for certain…that I shall NEVER live here again. This is it! I might come back to visit, but it won’t be before I’ve travelled another 20-30 years…the only thing I will miss from here are the women I’ve met…of course…some more than others… So friends…this is adieus…to those I’ve met, thanks for some great memories…to those I haven’t, we still have a couple of weeks yet…hahahahahaha… No worries though…I’ll probably keep this blog alive for a while…move my profile to China and see what happens…or maybe I’ll just start a new profile…you guys will know when we’re leaving…I’ll move the profile the night before our flight… Apparently, Guangzhou being a big city, I shouldn’t have any trouble finding new play mates…but this info was passed on to me from a Caucasian friend…hmm….might not be too accurate when applied to moi…still…hope springs eternal… We’ll probably take the first few months easy, to settle in and so on…once Da woman is settled, I’ll be off exploring and terrorizing the countryside…so many fair young maidens, so little time… I can just picture it, light fluffy snow drifting all around…me with a long stem of grass poking out between my teeth, a sweet young country girl resting her head on my thigh…I crack my whip to get the oxen to pull a little harder as our cart trudge through a snow-covered mud lane…the view is spectacular, a long range of white capped mountains fill the horizon, a picturesque lake lined by plum trees to one side, and not another soul in sight…in her crisp clear northern accent, she sings out enquiring as to why I am frowning, missing my love basking in the sun somewhere in the south of the country?…She pours a cup of hot tea from the thermos and lifts it to my lips…all the while, she sings…. Of course…I’d have to take her round back and on top of the hay, give her a good one-two just to shut her up…but we’ll be in China…wonder what kind of censorship they have there…so just picture the above okie?…the second part can be framed on floating clouds or crashing waves or something... I’m still practicing my Mandarin…darn…’orgasms’ in Mandarin just doesn’t roll off the tongue like it does in English…maybe I’ll work out a hand-signal……watch out ladies in China…time for your sexual awakening!!! I’m just dragging it out now…I will miss all of you…very much… Cheers again for dropping by… Take it easy… . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Heard rumors u were shot.. glad it is not true... or at least not fatal?? I wish u well and I hope u will be happy whatever path u choose... Cheers always...
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ok... you don't have to answer my e-mail questions... the answers are here.... I sure have missed you, sir! Best wishes on the move... how long has she committed to be there? Still planning on Australia eventually? Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss
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Finally you came back and going again. Nice to see you back.
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Hey LC Easy .. Glad to know u are alive & well .. Have been wondering about u & where u have disappeared to .. Wish U & Da woman all the best in Guangzhou .. Will really miss U ..
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Hope you like China, and China likes you! Glad you're back safe.
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