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12/15/2005 1:55 am |
u go girl! HOT!
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flexibilty is key? if my man won't eat me i'll eat myself? yoga- it has it's benefits?
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12/15/2005 6:47 pm |
Amazing talent, I'm still trying to put words to it so I can add it to my list:twiddling the twat spot -cleaning the carpet satisfying Suzie muff maintenance tickling your fancy lady fingers and cream attitude adjustment flicking the bean churning butter reading lips gully whompin’ pushing the panic button digitizing making soup tip toeing through the two lips the two-finger tango romancing the rose petting the pussy frigging exploring the deep south stirring the taco playing an accordion solo deep dishin’ playing centipede riding the rubber boyfriend tickling the moustache digging for clams priming the pump grinding the bump rolling the mink combing the brush poking the hairpiece nothing else to do stirring the cauldron “just reading, mom” petal pushing praising the orchid rubbin the nubbin pitching in the bush league battery testing the saddlehorn samba dirty dancing for one fingering the accused petting the bunny stroking the magic lamp climbing mons veneris hoodwinking fingerpainting flying manual (with hands) flying automatic (with vibrator) flicking the switch the amazing disappearing finger trick rosie palm’s big sister primin’ the hymen runnin’ your finger thru your hair enjoying a little southern comfort giving a noogie to your monkey taking the sweet slide oiling your holster tossing the pink salad sorting the oysters powdering your nose one-handed bridge finger-walking to the “Y” drilling for fish waking the butterfly tickling the tuna finger dancing having a sushi party somebody’s got to do it beating the bush embracing the plastic age (vibrator) riding the buzz bomb muff ruffing sinking the vibrating sub dropping in the manhole shooting the pink marble riding the wild hand hitting the volume control hiking the Grand Canyon touch-toning launching a class one probe playing with your gerbil buttering the potato clit-flitting cunt-hunting pussy-pushing gash-lashing pressing the escape button riding the curl flipping the breaker making the oysters smile stroking the snail twiddling the toggle firing up the digital special effects entering no-man’s-land tapping the keg turning on the juicer stroking the nether-beard making bubbles tugging at the vertical smile mistressbating Can anyone help me come up with it?
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I think....flex*ability is a desire*able thing Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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Really amazing,would like to have someone like that.WOW.
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I have always said that if I was as flexible as a cat, I'd never need a man again.
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