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Looking at Titties and Ass  

wildnwanton 61F
2108 posts
4/17/2014 12:40 pm
Looking at Titties and Ass

Is what I am gonna go do tonight.



Hopefully, it will be in a regular titty bar and not one that deals in 'specialties' such as this. While I am sure there are those who like to look at titties that look like a tennis ball hanging in a tube sock, I would much rather look at the silicone ones and the young ones. Plus, some of these chicks really CAN dance and they can be very entertaining to watch from an artistic perspective. Too bad you can't take photos. But you can make contacts for models. (There is an idea in the back of my head about doing a pinup calendar, maybe. I gotta borrow a good camera before I can though. Or buy one. I have my eye on one in an auction...and now we wait....)
I used to room with a stripper once upon a time, have met several in tattoo shops I have worked in over the years. They are a volatile lot, but once you get to know them, you realize that the stereotypes hold true for about 20% of those ladies. There are some really wonderful chicks who dance, very smart business women who realize how to make the most out of their natural assets. I salute them!
This will mark the third time I have physically left the house for a damn thing since I got back from California I have been feeling kind of hermit-ish for some time now. People in large groups feel 'dangerous' to me, I have watched animals stampede. The small and weak and frail are trampled to death and I am no longer capable of ducking as fast as I once was.



Maybe I will have a tale to tell when I return from "Ye Olde Twitch & Wiggle". Most of my day to day funnies are things I just really am not comfortable sharing on here because I am caring for two tiny terrorists that are not of my family. I was a young mother once myself, not sure I would have wanted stories of my kiddos written in a place such as this, so I respectfully don't share those stories here.



"Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson


lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
4/18/2014 6:02 pm

important fact.....inside every "old" body beats the heart of a young person who never ever expected or wanted to get old


wildnwanton replies on 4/19/2014 5:18 am:
We might not want to, but it is a fact that sure as the sun rises and grass grows...each and every living thing will get old eventually and some day die. I'm getting old, I am good with getting old. It is an accomplishment many never get to make.

rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
4/18/2014 7:58 am

some things aren't easy

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wildnwanton replies on 4/18/2014 4:27 pm:
You ain't just a whistling dixie!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
4/17/2014 11:33 pm

wildnwanton replies on 4/17/2014 10:05 pm:
God, how I love Carol Burnett, I never missed that show when I was young.

My favorite was Tim Conway....the episode about the elephant and what an elephant sounds like.."snork" I have taught my grandsons that an elephant says "snork" and now waiting to hear if they get a reaction from any teacher!


wildnwanton replies on 4/18/2014 4:25 pm:
It would largely depend on the age of their teachers. I remember it too!

shyviolette 63F
9347 posts
4/17/2014 6:44 pm

if i didn't have to go to work, i bet i'd leave the house just about as often as you. however, i'd be looking at different melons...the ones in the grocery store. have fun, girlie!

When the tides of life are against you

And the current upsets your boat

Don't think of things that might have been

Just lay on your back and float

Ed Norton / The Honeymooners 1954


wildnwanton replies on 4/17/2014 10:06 pm:
I am not much of a melon eater, they give me dreadful heartburn. The melons on display tonight were definitely ripe lol.

nil_a_wafer 76M

4/17/2014 3:04 pm

I'd bust a gut for some "ice cream cone tits"


Good you you Dear. In the house this long. Wow!

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wildnwanton replies on 4/17/2014 10:04 pm:
Lol, ice cream cone tits....none of those, but there were a couple of silicone sets and some awesome natural melons on this lovely lovely lovely little gal that I might have married in another lifetime, and there were some little perkies that were cute as could be...it was a titty buffet!

wd40w 71M
6966 posts
4/17/2014 2:43 pm

Last time I went...some lady friends took me there for my 40th Birthday...there are some amazing dancers out there who take their art very seriously and I appreciate that very much...I ended up on stage sitting on my hands and being bumped and ground...all the while my lady friends hooting and hollering egging them on...they actually got more interest from the dancers than I did...which was just fine by me...thanks for the Mamaries...go and enjoy!

"Illigitimi Non Carborundum Est" W.F. "Bull" Halsey wd40w


wildnwanton replies on 4/17/2014 10:02 pm:
I was surprised at how many couples were there tonight! And you are right, most dancers will warm up to the ladies because ...well, women have a tendency to be excellent tippers.

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
4/17/2014 1:06 pm

Enjoy your adventure tonight!

Titty bars are fun, and even more so when shared with a lady friend. And yes, many of the dancers can be quite charming and fun, as they vacuum your wallet out.

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wildnwanton replies on 4/17/2014 9:56 pm:
It was a blast! The lap dances were only ten bucks each, the girls were very friendly and gregarious...and sweet lord, so young and flexible. It was good to be out for a bit, but not something I would want to do every night.

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