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Again something to make u smile
Again something to make u smile Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After that Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new. ============================================================== Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working! ============================================================== What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece! ================================================================ A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called? A Moisturiser. ================================================================ Blonde: I think my tits are full of water. Doctor: How do u figure that? Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet ================================================================ A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful. Man: daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts ================================================================ Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms -ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out ================================================================ Hope i managed to put smile on yr face again... muax |
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1/7/2009 4:58 am |
Where's the thumbs up when you need one. WInner post.
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