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Share Your Funny Blonde Jokes.  

starkenore 51M/49F
647 posts
8/25/2013 11:32 am
Share Your Funny Blonde Jokes.
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to that citys makeout spot "Lookout Point", where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over, "Do you want to go in the backseat?" "No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again, "Do you want to go in the backseat?" "No. A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask again, "Do you want to go in the backseat?" "No." "Why not?" "Because I want to stay up here with you."

Share your funny blonde jokes here to.


knl24u 53M/51F
965 posts
8/25/2013 5:06 pm

 Love blond jokes, here is a few.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen?
A: FarFromThinking

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.


kgbuds69 35M/33F
926 posts
8/26/2013 7:14 am

 A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."


swngriders 53M/50F
1399 posts
8/27/2013 6:41 am
You know you are a blond if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

You know you are a blond if you think a G-string is part of a violin.

You know you are a blond if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
You know you are a blond if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus.

You know you are a blond if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

You know you are a blond if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.

You know you are a blond if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. You know you are a blond if you think Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

You know you are a blond if you think An enema is someone who is not your friend.

You know you are a blond if you believe Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.


idfunbun 36F
942 posts
8/28/2013 7:27 pm

 A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"


knl24u 53M/51F
965 posts
8/29/2013 5:59 pm

 Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.


idfunbun 36F
942 posts
8/30/2013 5:58 pm

 A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."


starkenore 51M/49F
643 posts
8/31/2013 2:27 pm

 A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box." The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."


brucep1962 61M  
489 posts
2/23/2014 8:55 am

 Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can understand them.


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