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Wednesday morning pussy farts.....
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Wednesday morning pussy farts.....  OK first off, I'm NOT capable of producing pussy farts. Regular ones yes, pussy no. LOL Just wanted to be clear on this, it's just the title of this blog and well, it just kind of came to me if you will  Speaking of pussy farts.....(AKA Queefing) raise your hands if you've ever queefed?? Come on now... There's NOTHING to be embarrassed about. Personally, I've always thought that a good series of pussy farts was the sign of a 'job' well done on my part. Besides, like 'normal' farts, pussy farts are at the PINNACLE of humor-dom Here's a NEWS FLASH: Chances are, 'Lori' and her S/O 'Alice' will be moving into Casa-Tazzerman with 'Mona' and me. Yep it's true. Things have become rather 'dramatic', stressful and untenable at the house Lori is currently living in. It's a long story but here's the 'Clif-notes' version: Lori has a friend named 'Dixie' who I've both written about and used pictures of here on Cosmic Debris. Dixie was caught red-handed stealing from Lori last summer which naturally caused a mega-rift between them. They SINCE have made up, Dixie apologized and Lori, being the kind hearted soul that she is, has forgiven her and all is well between them again. Unfortunately, the other room mates aren't so forgiving, especially 'Rob' and for the past few weeks, just having Dixie around has caused a major issue between Rob and her. (There's also an issue with a that Rob got from a friend of Lori's which he never paid for but that's a WHOLE different 'can of worms'. Well it turns out that there's a thief in the house. Keep in mind she lives with 8-9 other people in a BIG old house down in the ghetto not to mention she has people who come/go all the time. Anyway, over the past two weeks, specifically last Monday, Lori had some money turn up missing. Then yesterday, she found out from the guy who lives upstairs that someone has stolen half of his 'stash' if you will. Naturally ALL fingers are pointing at Dixie HOWEVER, Lori is 10000% certain it WASN'T her AND further, she has some very well founded suspicions regarding another 'member' of the house. Obviously, given Dixie's history, it's VERY easy for folks to point the finger at HER. She's a VERY convenient scapegoat. The end result is the fact that you can cut the tension in the air with a dull knife not to mention the fact that now, whenver ANYTHING is wrong, everyone blames Dixie and by association, Lori. It's now reached the point where Lori and Alice have had enough. In the meantime, she is going to put her money etc in a lock box AND she's currently installing a 'nanny cam' to watch the box closely. She's also setting a trap in hopes of catching the REAL thief red-handed. Now I KNOW Dixie pretty well, I ALSO know all of the details regarding the 'incident' last summer and I am willing to give Dixie the benefit of the doubt on this one for sure. Meanwhile, I've cleaned out my guest bedroom and am awaiting the word from Lori that she and Alice are moving. This should be interesting, stay tuned I 'discovered' something about me not too long ago which kind of surprised me. I AM in fact attracted to women with large, pronounced noses. Give me a women who's nose has some 'character' to it and I'm like SHWING! I have NO idea where it comes from and really, I never even realized it until a few months ago. I'm 54 going on 55 (Jan 23rd BTW for those inclined to send me birthday wishes and/or presents! LOL ) and STILL learning new things about myself.... Amazing. Of course I'm sitting here at my Starbucks this morning. You'll find me right here just about every morning One of my FAVE foot babes just came in. I've been eyeballing her incredibly gorgeous legs, ass and feet for YEARS but I never ever knew her name until this morning. It's Gretchen and boy does THAT name fit. She's friendly, we smile at each other and say good morning but that's as far as it's ever gone but she can almost always be relied upon to wear at LEAST some peep toe heels, just like this morning. Man would I LOVE to ravish those tootsies, legs and ass of hers Mona and I love The Big Bang Theory, hence the pic above. Do you watch/like it? (Just an informal poll) LOL Have a great HUMP day and I can't WAIT to see all those lovely HNW pics -tm |
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My older boys watch BBT and LOVE it. They are geeks in training  Good luck with the new roommates. I can only imagine it's going to be like a 24-7 Orgy at Casa de Tazzerman. LOL
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My older boys watch BBT and LOVE it. They are geeks in training Good luck with the new roommates. I can only imagine it's going to be like a 24-7 Orgy at Casa de Tazzerman. ***
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Have never seen The Big Bang Theory. Sounds like you will have a full house soon. Hope it works out for everyone.
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