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How to speak about women and be politically correct:..........  

ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
12/8/2009 9:05 pm
How to speak about women and be politically correct:..........
Hope these make you laugh. I will have to admit that the following are sort of like me...# 2,3,4,5, 10 and 12.
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT- HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12 She is not a "TWO-BIT " - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
Orovilleguy2015 63M
90 posts
12/20/2009 1:41 pm

 Your "writings" are now my first stop when in Local Sexy Swingers ...


ineedyounow55 65F
826 posts
12/18/2009 5:35 pm
    Quoting Orovilleguy2015:
    am enjoying your blogs...and thanks for the "spank"...licks and kisses hehe...oh bad me ;P
Happy that you are enjoying my writing, thanks
I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!


Orovilleguy2015 63M
90 posts
12/17/2009 4:59 pm

 am enjoying your blogs...and thanks for the "spank"...licks and kisses hehe...oh bad me ;P


ineedyounow55 65F
826 posts
12/9/2009 10:56 pm
    Quoting  :
Thank you very much.
I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!


lovetokisnsuk 75M
11626 posts
12/9/2009 3:11 am

 ok, this one got the chuckle meeter going...


englishman68 55M
2387 posts
12/9/2009 12:29 am

 Brilliant that's so funny oh number 2 that has to be the best one.
Truth,kindness and respect is what i give,and thats all i ask in return

How to treat the ladies There39s a right way and a wrong way


Easy_E310 52M
228 posts
12/8/2009 9:57 pm

 Oy, as if things weren't complicated enough when dealing with women! lol


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