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Blogs > ineedyounow55 > The Blow Job Expert is in.

WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX  

ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
10/12/2012 4:44 pm
WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX

* "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

* "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

* "How come it's so BIG in there?"

* "You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?"

* "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"

* (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

* (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

* "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

* "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

* "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

* "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."

* "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

* "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"

* "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

* "I never saw a girl with hairy boobs before!"

* "I've been getting these little blisters lately....."

* "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

* "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
mdw232 69M
9 posts
2/25/2014 11:02 pm

 "It came off. You want me to get it out?"

I've said that more than once.
The reaction was from a look of confusion, to
some very nasty names.


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