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ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
12/8/2013 10:01 pm
Made ya laugh

Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job? ( "I don’t know what?" ) You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!

Santa went down the Chimney and started putting presents under the tree. He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nighties, She said santa do you wanna stay and play, He said HO HO HO Gotta go Gotta Go gotta deliver presents to the Ho HO. So he went to leave again and She said once more, "Santa dont you want to stay and play" as she took off her nighties and was layin there in a sexxy g-string, He said Ho Ho HO gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the dont you know ho ho, So he went to leave one last time and the women said again, "Santa stay and play" and when he turned around she was laying there completely naked, The most beautiful thing in the world spread eagle, He said hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my pecker this way!



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pleaseurass69 55M
83 posts
12/8/2013 10:27 pm

 Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow!

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.

Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate." Ms. Hall smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss Hall, you’re describing a blowjob."


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