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Blogs > rm_metalmama69 > Mistress Metal's Mosh Pit

If you were a WOODCHUCK...  

rm_metalmama69 49F
3802 posts
6/23/2009 9:15 am

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6/25/2009 11:30 am
If you were a WOODCHUCK...
If you were a woodchuck and had the whole world to build your home, would you choose to live in the city?

If you were a woodchuck that lived in the city, would you live under the homes of humans instead of the beautiful field by the river that borders their property?

If you were a woodchuck that lived in the city under a humans home, would you eat the grass from their overly neglected lawn or would you take the time to dig a hole under their garden fence?

If you were a woodchuck that lived in the city under a humans home and dug a hole under their garden fence, wouldn't you at least wait until the veggies were more then a couple inches tall before you had your meal?

If you were a woodchuck that lived in the city under a humans home and dug a hole under their garden fence to eat their fledgling veggies, wouldn't you think about your young woodchuck comrade who tried the very same thing a few days prior and suffered a painful, violent, bloody death at the bare hands of the crazy pink haired human Mistress who planted the veggies behind the garden fence in the yard of her city home?

If you were a woodchuck, could you survive the WRATH OF MISTRESS METAL???
rm_metalmama69 49F
3878 posts
6/25/2009 11:30 am
    Quoting Call_Me_Kaplan:
    Having read all that ... I would take my chances in the woods - if I was a woodchuck that is
Well my friend, it's a very safe assumption that they wood (<- LOL!)be MUCH safer in the woods then they are within my reach!


rm_metalmama69 49F
3878 posts
6/25/2009 11:28 am
    Quoting Sorceror07:
    how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Did you see the caption on the photo icon?


Sorceror07 61M

6/25/2009 4:34 am

 how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Call_Me_Kaplan 55M
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6/24/2009 2:30 am

 Having read all that ... I would take my chances in the woods - if I was a woodchuck that is
Have a hug ... one size fits all.


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