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About Me 2011
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About Me 2011 I first posted this Dec 2009, and it is time for an update. New news flashes... #1. I am a black woman and I prefer white men. That's not to say that I won't hook up with a black man, but right now in my life, that is not what I am looking for. Please, stop taking this personally!! #2. I am not a Barbie. I am chubby. For those men who would look over me because I am not a stick figure, get over yourselves!! #3. I am NOT buying a cam. I do not put myself on cam. I prefer to watch. If I get to know you really well, I may give you my # so I can hear you cum when you perform for me... #4. Let me repeat: IF I GET TO KNOW YOU REALLY WELL, I MAY GIVE YOU MY #...Don't ask me for it on the first chat, IM or e-mail. #5. I am not looking for a FMF 3some. I want a MFM. I may be persuaded to do a couples swap, but I am NOT BI...I am not going down on your girl. #6. If you are married, leave me alone. I have to draw the line somewhere, and that is where my line is drawn. Your life takes on a different meaning after someone's spouse points a loaded 9mm in your face. I don't give a damn if both of you are agreeing on letting your husband play. #7. If we do hook up, I am going to want you to fuck me. Your oral skills are secondary to the cause. –update – Basically, if your dick isn’t working, and you are too cheap to buy some Viagra/Cialis/Levitra/Horny Goat Weed/a cock ring/etc., go away. #8. Men who shave their pubic areas are a turn off to me, especially those who are hairy everywhere else. And, I am trimmed, not shaved most of the time. #9. Blue eyes, dark hair and a goatee = me melted. But if your personality is jacked up, I will send you packing. #10. I have a spanking fetish. Don't worry about it hurting too much, if I shed a tear, you are doing your job. I will let you know if it is too much for me to handle. It rarely is. – update – I finally experienced “too much” so you need to be willing to accept a safe word from me. These are subject to change (except #6 - 10) at any time. Additions: #11. Submissive men are a turn off, but assholes and abusers will not be tolerated. I am somewhat of a submissive woman (work in progress), so dominant men are a turn on. I do realize that even dominant men have a soft side, but please don’t try to be something you are not. The whole reason I no longer do NSA is because I need to know the real you…not your persona that you portray online. That means that I do REAL MEETS. If you are not willing to put in the time to make a friend in me, I will not give you what you want. It’s all about respect. #12. I like multiple male partners, and if you like multiple female partners, that is cool, I won’t blink an eye, I just won’t be participating – I may however want to watch  #13. I do not do pity fucks. If you haven’t gotten laid in the last year, I am not touching you. #14. I no longer do NSA, unless I go to a swinger event (then the no married men rule is also thrown out because I am not going to waste my time asking if you are cheating at that point). #15. If you stand me up for a date, please do not get angry at me for not giving you a 2nd chance. I have only stood someone up once in 2 years, and that was only due to a misunderstanding with the meeting times, and I did make up for it the following day. I will always send some sort of message if I cannot meet, that is a promise. #16. Do NOT use the following phrase with me "I can eat pussy for hours." That is almost a guarantee of being ignored. Refer back to Rule #7. Really folks, I am a nice girl. However, there are some people out there who rub me the wrong way. Kisses again! L |
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6/12/2011 1:24 pm |
Would love to spank your round ass HARD.
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...but what about the pics you promised? 
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add me as a friend
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I love it. You lay it all out. No misunderstandings here.
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I love your openness .
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@ Lifey4one: Ummm...The question in my blog was what do you do to get your partner to relax, not asking for a tutorial on how to do anal. I am also a doctor, so my A&P classes were most likely a bit more extensive than what you have experienced.
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Oneclassy1, I had to make it sticky so it will stay at the top of my blog. I also send a link to it to most guys when they ask me "what are you looking for"... Gets rid of most of the riff raff!!
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12/26/2011 6:05 am |
OMG !! I love this !!!!!! You go, girl !!!! 
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4/30/2012 9:11 pm |
L, girl, I just love your candor! You are one of my favorites. Keep on writing.
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I would like top meet a black lady, like you, from California.
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17--FEB--2013.. Sometimes it is difficult to meet someone from the opposite sex. And our body need a human touch ,, a kiss, or hug, or sex. .......... Hello .. I would like to eat pussy . Yes, I like to eat pussy until a woman have a climax. I am in California, in Anaheim. I am a male, 51, uncut, sincere. I am just another sex starved male veteran looking for sex. ------------- No drugs, No minors, No pain, No kinky stuff. --------------- A blow-job is welcome, not a must . I love vaginal sex. I like to lick and kiss Tits.
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I love your comments on oral, Luoxana. I agree completely. Below is an exerpt from one of my previous profiles, back in the days when I was actually looking to meet men ... "Also, while I think of it, p-l-e-a-s-e don't write to me raving about your oral skills. This is for three main reasons ... For a start, most men aren't nearly as good at giving oral as they like to think they are ... secondly, oral is just a form of foreplay for me (something to be enjoyed, but not even necessarily every time). I orgasm through penetration ... and thirdly I have found from past experience that EVERY man who has bragged to me about his oral ability, has had a problem in the 'erection' department. This sounds mean and horrible and selfish, I know, but I need a penis that works properly ... and if you continually brag (in emails and on your profile) about your oral skills, I will assume that you are over-compensating for a lack of function in other areas." It would be nice to see you back in NPC sometime. Hugs, Sue xx
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I just am reading you blog. I hear you on all your points. Let me tell you I myself am not into to women either. I wish you luck on you New life and may it all go as plan. Wish we could have communicated sooner you seem cool. Take care God bless. Jeanette I write my post to tell you what is on my mind. Besides the obvious, I am always horny. All of my stories are either fantasies unless i say other wise. So please keep this in mind. Thank You. I hope you enjoy, please write comments.
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I just am reading you blog. I hear you on all your points. Let me tell you I myself am not into to women either. I wish you luck on you New life and may it all go as plan. Wish we could have communicated sooner you seem cool. Take care God bless. Jeanette
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5/17/2016 7:42 am |
love to chat with you sometime
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I am curious myself Lux. I have a partner who would like to try anal, but I have never had so much trouble getting her to relax and open. Normally, that is never an issue. So honestly, I'd love to hear your take... Usually...oral foreplay helps, including rimming. Use of an anal plug - starting small and moving up from there... Good lube - I'll send out a plug (no pun intended) to Maximus. It seems to work great. Not too sticky, but stays on. Very smooth... Best initial position, on her side, while I work my way in slowly. Patience is usually the key. My question is for extra-tight women, what works for you?
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12/30/2019 3:03 pm |
We both love anal
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3/19/2020 7:40 am |
Awesome blog hon.
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Good anal sex is all about patience and trust. It's not like in a porn video where the woman has been using a plug all day or has been stretching and prepping prior to filming. You can't just treat it like fucking a pussy.
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