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Oh wow, there is a purple elephant in the bathroom.
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Oh wow, there is a purple elephant in the bathroom. So this morning, I drove from St Pete back to my aunts' house in Orlando. I walk in at 9am and my younger aunt says to me "I think you left something in the bathroom last week." I look at her with a puzzled expression and start to state that I know I didn't leave anything, when she interrupts me and whispers that it is an "adult toy." Now I know good and damn well, I didn't leave anything like that in their house when I moved out, in JANUARY. Curiosity has the best of me and I wander in the bathroom. In the window sill I see a purple object sitting on the dehumidifier. A really nice butt plug:  I start to chuckle. Now, you must realize that I have not stepped foot in this house in a solid week. IF I had left this gem in the bathroom window sill, it would have been observed long before this morning. I exit the bathroom and look at her and tell her, "Without a shadow of a doubt, that doesn't belong to me." She now looks worried. It isn't hers. The only 2 other people in the house are her 69 year old sister (who has the master bedroom with an en suite bathroom) and her 22 year old who shares this bathroom with her. I do own a butt plug. However mine has a heart shaped ring loop on the end and is slimmer with 5 gradient balls, not 4. I look at my aunt and she looks seriously distressed. She whispers that if it belongs to her , she is going to cry. She tells me not to move it, she will ask questions if it is moved by the time we return home from church. I go in the bathroom and snap the above pic and start putting my make up on. I nearly run into my cousin as I exit the bathroom. He sleepily asks us to turn down the music (he stays up until 4-5am playing video games). I go to my phone, holding in my laughter and turn the volume down. He stumbles back down the hallway to his bedroom and closes the door. My aunt is on his heels, but for whatever reason, she doesn't ask him about the plug. We leave the house (my other aunt was in bed with the flu) and go to church. When we return home, the plug was gone, my cousin is now up and playing video games again. My other aunt is still asleep. I go in the kitchen to heat up some food trying to eavesdrop on this conversation between mother and . But nothing... They share a laugh about one of the games he is playing. They fix lunch, she makes coffee, and still nothing. I stayed until 6:30pm and just looked at them, shook my head and left to come home. Now, I don't know quite what I was expecting. I somehow expected either a melt down by my aunt, or a screaming cursing fit by my cousin. Is it bad of me to want this craziness to express itself? I actually am happy that my cousin is exploring his sexuality. For all we know, he is still a virgin. But, this twist has me wondering. I bet he'd make an excellent male submissive! |
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So you said he is 22 years old? Simple...time for his own place and privacy..
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Lal, he would need to have a real job first to move out. He hasn't the resources or any conviction to leave. As long as his mom keeps babying him, he will never leave. But, she was 32 when she moved out of the home... This is just history repeating itself.
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This reminds me of a story that includes my sister, her then boyfriend and my apartment. I think it'll be on my blog if you want to read about it    Tangie247 
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Tangie, your story was crazy!! ChuckVictor, my cousin doesn't have a girlfriend/FWB because he has the social graces of a sloth. This kid only leaves the house to go to work and seriously returns home immediately. He has no sense of direction, has only a scooter (won't drive a car because he says it feels like he is in a coffin), and the only social interaction he has with people outside work and family are the folks he chats with for the video games. He doesn't even go to the tournaments for those games. For work, he teaches karate to 8-12 year olds. Every boyfriend I had who met my cousin says he will be a late bloomer - like blooming when he turns 30. It was the same thing with his mom, she didn't permanently move out until she was 32. I remember a conversation I had with her, and she told me that after high school she went to Pensacola to go to UWF, and didn't last a semester before having panic attacks that she wasn't home. And she was still a virgin...
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So...does the moisture eliminator come with the plug? 
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