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rm_daytimmer4u 62M
56 posts
3/10/2013 10:47 am
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We will always be best friends - you know too much!

Either you love bacon - or you are wrong.

You're name is not Calvin Klien and you are not an underwear model -- pull up your pants!!

Damn right i am good in bed... sometime I can stay in bed all day.

I am not fat -- I am just blessed with abundance.

Please be patient,,, even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a tiime.

The secret of being happy -- a good sense of humor and a dirty mind.

Drinking alcoholic beverages can lead to pregnancy.

On the door to a classroom= Dear students, I know when you are texting... Seriously no one looks down at thier crotch and smiles.

FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
3/10/2013 12:31 pm

Thanks - this was great. I needed it, today.

Your posts always brighten my day, though. Keep up the good work.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


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