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Blogs > rm_daytimmer4u > well lets laugh 2

At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
56 posts
5/12/2013 1:21 pm
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.

At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.


Someone had to remind me,
So I'm remindingyou, too.
Don't laugh....It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

1.
Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.

2.
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.

3.
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.

4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'

5.
People no longer view you as a
Hypochondriac.

6.
There is nothing left
To learn the hard way.

7.
Things you buy now will
Never wear out.

8.
You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.

9.You can live without sex
But not your glasses.

10.
You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.

11.
You no longer think of speed limits
As a challenge.

12.
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.

13.
You sing along
With elevator music.

14.
Your eyes won't get
Much worse.

15.
Your investment in health insurance
Is finally beginning to pay off.

16.
Your joints are moreaccurate meteorologists
Than the national weather service.

17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends
Because they can't remember them either.

18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
A manageable size.

19.
You can't remember
Who sent you this list.

.

Forward this to everyone
You can remember
Right now!

petitandnaughty 113F
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9755 posts
5/12/2013 1:44 pm

 This is hilarious! Could be true in some cases.
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FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
5/12/2013 3:16 pm

 Sometimes these things about getting Older are NOT FUNNY AT ALL. You must have caught me on a good day - although 90 percent of them are NOT true for me.
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