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what about the eggs?  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
56 posts
5/12/2013 1:37 pm
what about the eggs?

If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet.

God willing, someday you will be.


The 2.99 Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special'
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said.
'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49
because you're ordering a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to
pay
for not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,'
my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
5/17/2013 5:31 pm

 More evidence that you should never fool with a senior citizen.
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