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Blogs > rm_daytimmer4u > well lets laugh 2

wrinkled butt  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
56 posts
5/29/2013 12:28 pm
wrinkled butt

Old Wrinkled Butt...........
How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while
driving drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet
and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
blame Bill Gates!

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