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Do virgins taste better? or An oldcliche revisited
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Do virgins taste better? or An oldcliche revisited a dragon came to our village today.we've asked him to leave,but he wont go away.Now he's talked to our king and theyworked out a deal .No homes will he burn and no cropswill he steal.Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.Twice ayear he invites him a virgin to lunch.Well we've no other choice,so the dealwe'll respect.But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.Do virgins taste better than those who are not?Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?Do you savor then slowly?Gulp them down on the spot?D virgins taste better than those who are not?Now we like to be shed you, aND MANY HAVE TRIED.bUT NO ONE CAN GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SCALY HIDE.wE HOPE SOME DAY, SOME BRAVE KNIGHT WILL COME BY.'cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,they alawys arepretty, they always are pure.But yor notion of dining,It makes all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.Do virgins taste than those who are not?Are theysalty, or sweeter, more juicyor what?Do you savor them slowly?Gulp them down the spot?D virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we've found a solution,it works out so neat,If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.No more will number grow small,We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!!! SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!     |
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8/26/2009 10:14 pm |
Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree. This ecology needs me and I know my place, But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race. Well, I came to this village to better my health Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth. But I get no assistance and no sympathy, Just impertinent questioning shouted at me. Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not. But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught. For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot. Yet virgins taste better than those who are not. Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year. Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear. But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree. And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me! As it happens our interests are almost the same. For I'm really quite skillful at managing game. If I ate just your men, would your excess decline? Of course not, the rest would just make better time Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught. For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot. Yet virgins taste better than those who are not. But the number of babies a woman can bear Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there. Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch. I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch.
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Too funny!!! Thank you both for the good laugh to start my day 
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8/27/2009 4:24 pm |
I am not that talented. It is the lyrics to the Brobdingnagian Bards song "Do Virgins Taste Better" My post was the second part of the song called the Dragon's Response.
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ty keepucomming, didn't have the second verce so thank you very much!!! May The Laughter Never Die!!! Jingles_J_Jester SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!
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to...dorthysback... sorry if my poem offended you...that was not the intent...was just a funny song,from my chidhood....and in the future please don't accuse people of being a pedifile when they are not!!...Ihave a daughter!...and don't apperate the accusation! exspeaily sence you did,t even red it!!! hope you can find a sence of humor someday Jingles_j_Jester SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!
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thank you willow falls.. glad you enjoyed it...and got the humor of it don't know how pedifiles fit either Jingles_J_Jester SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!
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