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Blogs > Jingles_J_Jester > FROM THE MIND OF A JESTER

Don't ever laugh, when the hearse goes by.  

Jingles_J_Jester 53M
9 posts
8/26/2009 9:23 pm
Don't ever laugh, when the hearse goes by.

Don't ever luagh, when the hearsegoes by.
For one of these days, you must surely die.
They'll take you awayin that big black hack.
They'll take you away and you'll not come back.
They'll wrap you in a winding sheet,
from the top of your head down to your feet.
They'll put you in a big black box,
and nail in tight and close the locks.
They'll seal you you up and lower you down
as men with shovels stanf around.
They'll shovel in dirt and they'll throw in rocks
and they don't give a damn if they break your box.
and all will go wellfor about a week
until your coffin begins to leak.
Your eyes dry out,you teeth cave in,
and the hair falls off of your head and chin.
Then little green bugs with one green eye
Crawl in your nostrils and out of your fly
Oh, the worms,they crawl in,the worms, they crawl out
The woprms, they playpinochleon your snout.
they'll eat your eyes,they'll eat your nose,They'll even eat the jelly betweenyour toes.
'till a great green worm with rolling eyes,
goes in your stomacheand out out your thighs.
your stomach turns to a puss of green,
and oozeson out like whipping cream.
you'll spread this on a crust of bread,
for that's what you eat when you are...dead!
SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!

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