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Blogs > Jingles_J_Jester > FROM THE MIND OF A JESTER

Bored on the List Field  

Jingles_J_Jester 53M
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9/26/2009 6:47 am
Bored on the List Field

Bored on the List Filed

Once came warrior,
Fresh from the bar,
Reeling, before his king he came;
When he had risen, he was still drunk
And these words he slurred unto his king:

I was bored on the list field,
I got smashed at the war
And the boozw hasbeen flowing all night;
Though some say my wits will grow rusted and
dull,
I will drink like a mad tonight.

The king's men were pissed off,
They all drew thier swords,
Ready to beat up this rude knight,
But the king wouldn't let them,'cause he was
drunk too
and these words he said unto his men:

You were bored on the list field,
you got smashed at the war
And the booze will be flowing all night;
Though some ssay your wits will grow rusted
and dull,
You must party like mad dogs tonight.

The king's men were rallied,
They drained all thier cups;
Calling for more, they soon were drunk;
When off in the distance
they heard thier ladies' call
and they sang this song as they did flee

We were bored on the list field,
We got smashed at the war
And the booze has been flowing all night;
Though some say our wits will grow rusted
and dull,
We will drink all the Mad Dod tonight.

All through the night, then
The king's men did drink;
By dawn, they looked distinctly green;
Though thier bodies were on the list field,
Thier heads were spinning round
And they groaned this song as they did hurl:

we got bored on the list field,
we got smashed at the war
And the booze (it) kept flowing all night;
Though it's true that our wits have grown
rusted and dull,
we partied like good knights last night.
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