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Blogs > Jingles_J_Jester > FROM THE MIND OF A JESTER

a tribute to Gorge Carlin  

Jingles_J_Jester 53M
9 posts
8/3/2011 7:52 am
a tribute to Gorge Carlin

...........a tribute to Gorge Carlin... A Mordern Man.............
I'm a mordern man,digital and smoke free i'm a man for the millenium.A diversified,multi-cultural,post-mordern deconstructionist;politically,anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downsized,I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of downgrading.I'm a high-tech low-life.A cutting edge,state of the art,bi-coastal multi-tasker, and i can give you a gigabyte in a nano second.
I'm new wave,but i'm old school;and my inner is outward-bound.I'm a hot-wired,heat seeking,warm-hearted cool customer;voice-activated and bio-degradable.
Interface with my database;my database is in cyberspace;so I'm interactive,I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radio active
Behind the eight ball,ahead of the curve,riding the wave,doging the bullet,pushing the envelope.I'm on point,on task,on message,and off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed;I've got no urge to binge and purge.I'm in the moment,on the edge,over the top,but under the radar.A high concept,low-profile,medium-range ballistic missionary.
I wear power ties,I tell power lies, I take power naps,I run victory laps'I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot,slam-dunk,rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic;out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper,a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down.Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless.I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever;laid-back and fasion-foward.Up-front,down-home;low-rent.and high maintenance.I'm super-sized,long-lasting, high defeinition,fast-acting,oven-ready and built to last.
a hands-on,foot loose,knee-jerk head case;prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love ,who sends me hate-mail.But I'm feeling, I'm caring,I'm healing,I'm sharing.A supportive,bonding,nurturing primary-caregiver.My output is down,but my income is up.I take a short position on the long bond,and my revenue stream has it's own cash flow.
I read junk-mail,I eat junk-food,I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports.I'm gender-spacific,capital-intensive,user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.I like rough sex;I like tough love.I use the f-word in my email.And the software on my hard drive is hard-core,no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall,I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.I eat fast food in the slow lane.I'm toll-free,bite-size,ready-to-wear , and i come in all sizes.A fully equipped,factory-autherized,hospital-tested,clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,pre-cooked,pre-heated,pre-screened,pre-approved,pre-packaged,post-dated,freeze-dried,double whipped and vacum-packed.And i have unlimited broad band capacity.
I'm a rude dude,but i have the real deal.Lean and mean.Cocked,locked and ready to rock;rough,tough,and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow;I ride with the tide,I've got glide in my stride.
Driven and movin,sailin and spinnin;jivin and grovin,wailin and winnin.I don't snooze,so i don't lose.I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber to the road.
I'm hangin in there, aint no doubt;i'm hangin tough........over and out!
SMILE IF YOU LIKE TO FOOL AROUND!!!

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