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My Imaginary Friend
My Imaginary Friend I've been receiving a lot of texts from someone who says they desperately want to meet me but conveniently had to take off for a two-week business trip to Africa around the time we connected online. So far the two most troubling things about her are: (1) Her English word choice can be really, really bizarre at times. Of course, could always be autocorrect talking. (2) Her Facebook profile is only a couple of months old and she's hardly posted anything to it, but she has a screen full of Facebook friends, almost all of whom appear to be miserable-looking old farts. Until she shows up in the flesh I always refer to her as "my imaginary girlfriend." Still, I did get us concert tickets. "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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imaginary hope springs eternal, sort of
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its a scam just don't send any money she will ask !!
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8/4/2019 4:01 pm |
noway! she is real! she works hard for the christian movement to enrich its members. i just sent them 40k so ten of them could go to africa on a diamond recovery program. it seems their uncle died and left them fifty million in diamonds and i get fifteen points for fronting their trip. ps. does anyone know where i can sell a big pile of uncut diamonds? there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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8/4/2019 7:36 pm |
I usually string them along for as many nude pics as I can get, then I'll unload on them with some harsh words. They seem to get very upset when you call them goat herders, or dogs.
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Just wait. She will be stuck in Africa, unable to get home and wiil need money wired and can pay you back after she gets the millions tied up by the banks. Then you can continue in loving bliss. Something to look forward to.
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