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Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You  

rsbrandt44 67M
165 posts
8/13/2019 7:09 pm

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8/15/2019 2:56 am

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You


While driving back from Lowe's I was hailed by a sweet young lady (well, younger than me anyway) in urgent need of a ride her next assignation. The subject of ages came up and this gave me an opportunity my favorite game, "What's The Professor's Age?" As per the usual, she was off by a decade.

She gave me some tips maintaining my youthful appearance.

"My advice you," she said, "is masturbate heavily."

Well, obviously I'm going take that advice heart, but further encouragement she took my hand and placed it over hers.

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


rsbrandt44 67M
468 posts
8/14/2019 8:46 am

Over her HEART. Did you really not catch that I wasn't referring to her hand? Jesus.

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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