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The Greatest Invention Ever!
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The Greatest Invention Ever! Let's face it - we've all done it at some point in our lives and more than likely a great deal more than just the once. What am I referring to you might ask? Stepping in shit of course  Yes, it's a real fucking pain as that moment of sudden panic and consternation overwhelms one when we realise that we have in fact just stepped straight in a fresh one (albeit not in scent). Councils have of course taken measures to minimise the potential for faecal mishaps by supplying special shit bins for owners to discard of their poochies poops in addition to hefty fines for those caught not utilising them and yet - still these heinous apparitions litter public parks everywhere. Well, I'm pleased to say that thanks to the wonders of modern invention, treading in shit will from now on be a thing of the past. Ladies and gentlemen, may I proudly present unto you the future of canine faecal enforcement...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  How awesome is that? In fact, I'm thinking of stealing the idea and selling it on as a handy fail safe for those unfortunate drunken revellers who for reasons best known to themselves, tend to lose all control over their anal nerve when under the influence of booze  |
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lol ... probably wouldn't be a bad idea if you had to be away at work a little longer than usual.
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Seriously?? how freaking hard is it to just pick up after your dog??? Must we really embarrass the poor doggies more?
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lol ... probably wouldn't be a bad idea if you had to be away at work a little longer than usual.  
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lol The filled bag could be transferred from the arse to the face for the most hardened practitioners
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Seriously?? how freaking hard is it to just pick up after your dog??? Must we really embarrass the poor doggies more? 
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There is an old tradition here in the UK in some counties that if one steps in shit then good luck is on the way; Obviously this refers to afterwards though, as stepping in shit is anything but fortuitous at the time
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And who will remove the shit in bag? The edges of the bag will be ... yuck! I prefer to pick it up after it has exited the dog. Poor dog.
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Gotta give them credit for ingenuity. I like this idea more than the the handy gadget that attaches to a dog's tail to hide his brown eye.
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lol My pooch is only little so she doesn't produce quite as big turds as some breeds; Actually, I'm not sure if such a device as above would even fit my pooch 
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lol I've seen Buffy on your blog - she is so cute  I think she'd be, like my dog, too small to wear one of these to; The bag would likely be dragging along the ground as they walked
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lol I'd imagine it to be decidedly uncomfortable to wear to.....especially when it's full
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lol Just as long as the bag doesn't split when one is trying to remove it
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And who will remove the shit in bag? The edges of the bag will be ... yuck! I prefer to pick it up after it has exited the dog. Poor dog. After all, just think of how awkward and unruly carrier bags can be and then add shit to the equation.....well, it's a recipe for messy disaster for sure 
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Gotta give them credit for ingenuity. I like this idea more than the the handy gadget that attaches to a dog's tail to hide his brown eye. I must check these out
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I wonder what will be next... my dog would hate this! lol
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I wonder what will be next... my dog would hate this! lol
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lol I dread to think of the scene if they chose to attack it after it had been used
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Ugh! The way my 2 little dogs play outside,the horrid mess that would happen. And then,trying to catch them,before they run inside.       
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Hello, it looks to me here that would be the greatest invention of all mankind. I am not sure what others say here. I just wish people pick up after their dogs poop. If they want to have a responsibility of having a animal clean up after them. Please come check out my blog [blog roxy37sexy] invite you to check it out. you can also check out my profileroxy37sexy Please come and join my group captivating cams.Captivating Cams  Dare you com in my blog.
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Ugh! The way my 2 little dogs play outside,the horrid mess that would happen. And then,trying to catch them,before they run inside.
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Hello, it looks to me here that would be the greatest invention of all mankind. I am not sure what others say here. I just wish people pick up after their dogs poop. If they want to have a responsibility of having a animal clean up after them.  You're absolutely right; I especially hate it when owners leave their dogs doings right in the middle of pathways or where children play. Here in the UK dog poop bins are plentiful and yet still it's amazing how few owners are responsible enough to make use of them
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