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Testicle Tuesday  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
6/21/2011 5:19 am
Testicle Tuesday

Yay verily, 'tis time once again to pay our weekly homage to the majestic glory of the male spheres of puissance, the bollocks with pussnbooties's, Testicle Tuesday
So let's not beat about the balls - instead behold this fine set of man danglers..........
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Now that's just pure manliness right there if ever I've seen it! Notice if you will, the chaps blatant disregard to the fact that his genitalia are on pellucid display - yes, this a manly fellow and he wants the world to know it! Not only that but so as to reinforce his testosterone oozing status even further, he's also taken the liberty of infusing his ball sack and weener (we will have to overlook the minor detail that said pecker is somewhat....um, diminutive) with saline and placing a constricting ring around the base of it.
I'll further wager that this chap is secreting pheromones like you would not believe and has ladies literally mobbing him in the street just begging for his sexual attentions........maybe

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softandsweet44 79F
4842 posts
6/21/2011 7:15 am

Watch out when they explode!!!!!

She broke your throne, she cut
your hair, and from your lips
she drew the Halleluljah.
-Cohen


bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
6/21/2011 7:30 am

all i can say is eewwww
big hugs xoxoxo


Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!!
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Lyoness 50F
688 posts
6/21/2011 7:32 am

its the vest..


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
6/21/2011 9:37 am

Given the way he's dressed, is he really one for the ladies?

I think he should be applauded for the way he has come to terms with the fact that his unfeasibly large tommy testicles just will not fit in his trousers so he might as well display them with pride...

Or maybe not


MzGoddessDomina 53F
59726 posts
6/21/2011 10:46 am

He walks bow legged doesn't he? How does someone get their balls that big?


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
6/21/2011 12:18 pm

Oh I don't think all that saline modification is for us ladies

Nope! I think he's hoping to attract a few of you men to his, um, feast!


sugar4you1980 43F
5077 posts
6/21/2011 1:01 pm

wonder what happens if you kick him in the groin

Scratch that ... don't really wanna know

The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!


rm_kelidgh 61F
15971 posts
6/21/2011 4:20 pm

Umm ..

that guy is the bouncer at the Lo Profile ... I think he prefers midgets and is a hot commodity with the furry chasers

I just love making up random shit about unfortunate maladjusted men



~ [blog kelidgh]~ I am, indeed


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:32 pm

    Quoting  :

lol I always like to provide nourishment for the soul on my blog....well, sort of anyway

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:33 pm

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Looking at this fellow and his attire, I'll wager that it may not be women he's actually interested in....

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:35 pm

lol If these beauties blow, they'll likely go off with more force than a respectable atomic bomb

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:36 pm

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lol They're pretty cool for sure; In fact, I may have to invest in some myself....and some saline of course

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:36 pm

    Quoting bettiebear:
    all i can say is eewwww
    big hugs xoxoxo

Is this not a sexy look for you lovely ladies?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:37 pm

It's manly attire at its finest...or possibly worst

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:38 pm

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lol Saline infused gnomes? Hmmm....you know, this really could catch on as a potential business venture

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:39 pm

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lol Awww damn I've just purchased the same pants, vest top and constricting ring as well

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:41 pm

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I especially like his completely nonchalant expression as he shamelessly airs his tackle for all and sundry to behold

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:44 pm

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    Given the way he's dressed, is he really one for the ladies?

    I think he should be applauded for the way he has come to terms with the fact that his unfeasibly large tommy testicles just will not fit in his trousers so he might as well display them with pride...

    Or maybe not
lol I was pondering his likely sexual orientation to Still, I'm quite sure that his targeted male audience will also likely find him equally as repellent as the ladies do

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:44 pm

    Quoting MzGoddessDomina:
    He walks bow legged doesn't he? How does someone get their balls that big?
More to the point, how did he get his penis so small?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:47 pm

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There is a cuddly endearment about him I suppose but surely he can't expect to pull any partner in such a brazen and unflattering manner....can he?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:48 pm

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If I were this chap, I've had injected all the saline into my cock in order to compensate

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:50 pm

    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    Oh I don't think all that saline modification is for us ladies

    Nope! I think he's hoping to attract a few of you men to his, um, feast!
lol He may well be searching for an eternity sporting this look

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:51 pm

    Quoting sugar4you1980:
    wonder what happens if you kick him in the groin

    Scratch that ... don't really wanna know
lol I'll bet that the force of the blow will be absorbed by this mighty, beach ball like inflated scrotum and returned to the sender with magnified rebound

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:52 pm

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lol This looks a tough job though; here, this sharpened knitting needle might just do the trick

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
6/21/2011 5:54 pm

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lol That may have been his initial intention but the theory turned out to be highly flawed and now even the ability to urinate appears to be in dire peril

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