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My friend's story
My friend's story The Journey of my friend. Suggestions? When he was 13, he hoped that one day he would have a girlfriend with big tits. When he was 16 he got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so he decided he needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.. In college he dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So he decided he needed a girl with stability. When he was 25 he found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that he decided that he needed a girl with some excitement. When he was 28 he found an exciting girl, but he couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So he decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When he turned 30, he found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so he married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced him and took everything he owned. He is now older and wiser now, and he is looking for a girl with big tits.Suggestions? |
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Maybe try a new joke/punchline combo?
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join Local Sexy Swingers ?
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What a coincidence... all I'm looking for is a girlfriend with big tits too...
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