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a view on porn from a friend
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a view on porn from a friend observations about Porn.. do you agree.. what do you think? this was posted in my room and I wanted to add my thoughts! 1.Women wear high heels to bed. I have never understood why this is often true in porn...I mean, those heels could do some real damage if put in the wrong place! yikes! 2. Men are never impotent. And on Local Sexy Swingers, guys are always 10" and the girls are always DD cups. People are not going to pay hard earned cash to see an impotent man...c'mon 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. I have never seen a porn video where he eats her out for just 10 seconds! What porn have you been watching anyway?  4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. Ahh, yes, a classic porn scenario...tho i have seen the girl pretend to be embarrassed...adds to the allure i think? 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Well that is for the camera (and the guys?), for sure. I've been told that cum in a girl's eye can really sting so they don't do it cuz they want to 6. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. Ummmm, uhhhhhh yeah.... 7. Women always orgasm when men do. Have not seen a video where this happens...would love to see it though! 8. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. Again, a classic porn scenario...roleplaying at it's best   9. All women are noisy cummers. Have seen some women, and some men, who barely make a sound when cumming. Personally, I get off on the moans and groans! 10. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. So who is this done for? Porn is mostly for guys? So does this appeal to the guys? I don't mind the feel myself but that's just me... 11. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. Well it's nice that there is some kind of verbal reaction when they cum! On that subject, what about the repetitive mmm, ahhh, ohhh that the girl moans throughout the whole video? 12. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) Do not understand this one! lol 13. Double penetration makes women smile. As in a threesome, two guys and a girl? Hmmmm women only do this if they like it...so yeah, they would smile... 14. Asian men don't exist. There is one very hot, English Asian porn star I know of and he's very hot! 15. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. Hmmmm I'm thinking with the boyfriend and the girl's permission lol I know, I know, I'm thinking too literal here but I know there are guys out there who enjoy seeing their girlfriends play with other guys so they can watch so this is not so far out of the realm of possibility, eh? 16. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. What? are you kidding? For sure! 17. Nurses suck patients cocks. This is porn!!! what do you expect? lol  18. Men always pull out. Cuz the girl in the video has told everyone ahead of time that the guy is not allowed to cum inside her...pure and simple...one of my fav videos is where he is allowed to cum inside her...that's just me tho  19. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. See #15 above 20. Women never have headaches... or periods. See #2 above lol 21. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". Mmmmmm that's just dirty talk and I personally get turned on by it...same with moaning "oh fuck me hard baby" when they are really going at it  22. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. Well at least he cums and that's the important thing, right? 23. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. Don't you think it's a turn on to the guy to see the pleased look on the girl's face when she first gets a look at his cock? Not sure they are surprised as much as they are just pleased at what they find there. 24. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Well it must feel good for the guy to do this as you are right, this is shown a lot...just as women will quite often stretch their arms up over their head while laying on the bed, getting eaten out by their partner.. |
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Lmao this was GREAT Thanks.... 
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Very funny and very true. I always wondered about #6. Maybe some women have sensitive nerves in their throat?
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Thanks for the comments..
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Hi sensuousshy. Where does the "shy" part come in, honey? lol Anyway, I like your responses! I also enjoyed the original observations on porn. How do you feel about the long, relentless extreme closeup "hydraulics" (piston/cylinder, so to speak) shots that just go on and on without the camera moving except to zoom in even closer?
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All of these explenations are the reason I prefer homemade porn...it's real people. (I've been in a few myself.) As for #22; I've been with several women who enjoyed my cumming on/between their cheeks...as long as I licked their ass clean. 
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