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Blogs > tallsassybbw58 > I Double Dare You Not To LOL

Party Weekend  

tallsassybbw58 65F
186 posts
11/12/2014 8:34 pm
Party Weekend

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It’s going to be a hell of a party.”

The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, “This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes.”

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, “What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?” The guy replies, “Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain relief).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, “Are you crazy, you can’t put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive.”

The guy says, “No, no, It’s not for that, it’s for my arm.”

Pharmacist: “What?? What happened?”

Guy replies, “Well…I drank the whole bottle of your potion.”

Pharmacist: “Oh my god, and then what ? ”

“The girls never showed up!”

tallsassybbw58 65F
27 posts
11/19/2014 12:35 am
    Quoting RIP8U:
    ok but what if you showed up would and could you take it all week end
nope could not and would not go all weekend I am too old for that shit now lol


ibinlickin 61M

11/17/2014 5:43 am

 Hey sexy

Long time no talk

How you been ?


tallsassybbw58 replies on 11/19/2014 12:34 am:
not much Ibin was in hospital for a week diabetic and insulin dependant suck but other wise not seeing anyone at the moment nd haven't for a while after Rob I need a long break lol

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