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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

It's all in the numbers!!!! ;)  

castomper 61M
922 posts
8/5/2013 1:26 am
It's all in the numbers!!!! ;)

Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York. Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine. However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, “Gee, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!”
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/5/2013 2:10 pm

 Excellent very funny. I can always use a good laugh too.. hugs V
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castomper replies on 8/5/2013 7:52 pm:
Well ... all I can say is it's a good thing this particular "scientist" didn't decide to specialize in aeronautics!!!!

stars_light4U 66F
3808 posts
8/5/2013 7:12 am

Looking forward to a good year ahead!!

Stars_light4U


castomper replies on 8/5/2013 7:59 pm:
Hey Stars ... there's nothing like a good story that restores confidence in the scientific community ... eh??

I guess if I see one, I'll have to put it up!!!

sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
8/5/2013 5:46 am

 Very good but I doubt he would have to worry about being late for anything lol.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 8/5/2013 8:03 pm:
Hey Sexy ... if this appointment he's late for has anything to do with his being an expert at anything ... I doubt he'll be missed!!!

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/5/2013 1:43 am

 Brilliant joke


castomper replies on 8/5/2013 8:12 pm:
Hey Spunky ... judging by how long it's taking for my replies to these comments to upload tonight ... I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is a programmer or network admin for "The Social Sex Network", now that he washed out of the statistician biz!!

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