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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

HALLELUJAH!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
9/27/2013 11:53 pm
HALLELUJAH!!

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".

And the congregation cried,"Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".

And the congregation cried,"Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried,"Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!
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CampoGirl 58F
43434 posts
9/29/2013 1:39 pm

 "Shall we gather at the river..."
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castomper replies on 9/30/2013 6:39 pm:
Actually that's one river I personally would stay away from!!! I've already got a record ... from the days when I did drink ...

sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
9/28/2013 4:59 am

 Great one....he must have been a Methodist lol!!
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castomper replies on 9/30/2013 6:51 pm:
I'm wondering what a methodist would think about the fishermen down river who catch fish that burst into flames when they try to cook them!!!

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
9/28/2013 12:10 am

 HALLELUJAH!!!! good one ty hugs V
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castomper replies on 9/28/2013 12:41 am:
That would be one popular river!!!

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