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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Another oldie ... but hilarious!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
10/23/2013 6:29 pm
Another oldie ... but hilarious!!!

A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting.

A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Desperate, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table.

Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket.

"OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
10/24/2013 11:29 am

 Brilliant.
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 10/29/2013 7:32 pm:
I guy who really KNOWS when to throw in the towel!!!!

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/24/2013 10:49 am

 You have made my day! hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


castomper replies on 10/29/2013 7:36 pm:
Glad you liked it V. I always crack up when I read this one!!!

stars_light4U 66F
3808 posts
10/23/2013 10:10 pm

Looking forward to a good year ahead!!

Stars_light4U


castomper replies on 10/29/2013 7:39 pm:
Hey Stars, Glad you liked it!!

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