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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

Burn!!!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
7/15/2014 9:33 pm
Burn!!!!!

A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and so the said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.”
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
7/18/2014 9:19 am

 omg...that's a good one...balls are just for decoration...


castomper replies on 7/18/2014 8:46 pm:
Hi JA, it's great to see you!!! You know it's not a "written in stone" rule ... though!!!!

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/16/2014 10:10 am

 lol loved it! so funny ty you have made my day! hugs V
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castomper replies on 7/18/2014 8:41 pm:
Glad you liked it V!!!

sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
7/16/2014 3:15 am

 LOL that's so funny and I'm going to send it to a man I know in his fifties!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


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