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** Mans Anthem ððĐââĪïļâðâðĐ2ïļâĢ
** Mans Anthem ððĐââĪïļâðâðĐ2ïļâĢ The Man song don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry, Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight, When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!" Im the man of this house until you get home What I say goes around here right the window, And I don't want to hear alot of whining so I'll shut up, The sooner you learn whos boss around here The sooner you can give me my orders dear, Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!! And I can have sex any time that you want, Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important, And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you prefer jewlery, I'm the king of my castle when your not around, And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble, And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch, Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do, and I'm gonna do what you tell me to, Because I'm top around here but I've been nutered!! I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore,,,,,, The Snake Oil Willie Band Well, my body could use a little slimmin' I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin' And I ain't seen my feet since 1984 The old lady wants to roll in the hay We turn the lights down all the way Cuz I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore Well, I used to be a helluva man I chopped wood with just one hand But I can't do the things I've done before Well, it all happened kinda slow But I guess I kinda let myself go Now I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore With each and every passing year Came a lot of french fries and beer And my belly hung a little closer to the floor Now my belly is big as a truck And the old lady don't wanna-- SHE DON'T WANNA! Cuz I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before If I keep on like I'm doing I won't fit through the door And I don't look good naked anymore No I don't look good naked anymore |
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I think you need to try harder.
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Thanks for sharing, my mom says getting old is not doe the weak. Happy Saturday.
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9/21/2019 6:01 am |
I like your cartoons keep the humor up.
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Hi. That's pretty cool. Good idea
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Ha ha good one hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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9/21/2019 7:59 am |
Great humor my friend. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Pal, lmfao.. at the Man Song, I was reading it to hubby and we were both cracking up at that one. I am so glad you shared it with us, it made our day. I hope your day is a happy one..
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