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Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptors Party Calendar Nov 23
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Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptors Party Calendar Nov 23 Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a smells another on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck. 14. If a leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Greetings and welcome to another edition of the Corruptor's Insane Asylum of Hysteria and Calendar of Swinger Parties. Had a great Hedonistic Halloween Swingers Houseparty with wild wall to wall action. If you are a couple or single lady and you missed it, be sure to check out the November party...details coming up in this post. There are a couple of new groups to tell you about and we invite you to join up as we post various things exclusively that we don't post here. Read on.... One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" She acknowledged that she did understand. So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." *****Totally Free Girls/Girls Afternoon Party Saturday November 23rd Murfreesboro TN**** Some of the ladies of the party scene wanted to start doing regular get togethers and we met this really cool lady that sells toys, lingerie, lubes, lotions, everything you can imagine you'd need in the bedroom. Not only does she sell out of the catalogs but she also has a huge inventory on hand that people can buy right then and right there (kind of like your basic adult bookstore on wheels kinda thing). Saturday afternoon the Naughty List ladies are inviting you to come out and get your Christmas shopping done a little early and if the mood hits you can try out the toys and lubes with each other in the bedroom but please don't wear each other out cause a little later in the night, the guys get to arrive and watch what I've come up with next. Party starts at 4 and lasts till 6. It's the girls/girls meet and greet afternoon party Saturday afternoon November 23rd. Email us and Brandy will get you the details Jokes From The Phone Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" he asked .The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have.” Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Why did the Muslim cross the road? I couldn't get to the accelerator in time Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't like random strangers knocking on their door. A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you make me one too?" Totally Free X Rated Swingers Thanksgiving Houseparty Saturday November 23rd What are you thankful for? Let's see, I'm thankful for the 3 p's in life....Porn, Pussy and Parties. Saturday night November 23rd throw out the turkey bring in the pussy and let's have a little desert before the main course meal the week after. So bring your whipped cream, bring your favorite flavored dust and let's make a meal out of the ladies that want us to eat at the "y" (yes some have even discussed judging and seeing who the best is ). The competition will take place in one of the bedrooms so that those that don't want to participate won't feel uncomfortable btw. The party will crank up at 7ish so bring a 2 liter or a bag of chips to share with the other party goers and come party with the gang at the only party where you can make an xrated wish come true when you play with the bone....Totally Free X Rated Swingers Thanksgiving Houseparty Saturday November 23rd. For details us This hillbilly goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist says, "How old are you, ?" The replies, "Eleven." "I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young." The says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop." "All right, cool it," the druggist says to the . "What kind of condoms do you want?" The tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers." The druggist says, "Listen, . Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?" "No," the replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!" Warning: If you don't have a strong stomach...don't read the following A man enters a coffee shop and sits down. The sign on the counter says the special of the day is chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the chili." "I'm sorry," says the waitress, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." says the waitress. So the man just orders some coffee. But after a while, he notices that the guy next to him is finishing his meal and the bowl of chili is still full. "Excuse me," he says to the man, "But are you going to eat that?" The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he comes across a dead mouse in the bowl. Immediately, he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other man looks over sympathetically and says: "That's about as far as I got, too." Closing out the year with some wild parties....don't miss November 23rd in Murfreesboro. December will bring another gangbang/orgy motel party as well as the let's put the "X" in Xmas party Email us for the details and come have fun Top Ten Status Messages You May Have Missed November 3 2013 10. When someone asks, "How are you?" change it up and reply "delicious. 9. My Jehovah's Witness girlfriend's dumped me again last night but I'm not worried though. She'll come back knocking 8. I got kicked out of biology class today. When asked 'Can you name a long term effect of obesity?', I probably shouldn't have said 'Bullying' 7. I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today. I thought, "That must have been really painful." 6. I wanna Bang you like a barn door during a tornado 5. When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it's "art" and "music".. but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot" 4. First that asshole cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, And then his stupid damn car got paint on my key. 3. Ladies, when it comes to doggystyle I'm behind you 100%. 2. According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again 1. My said "Dad can I have a rabbit?" I said "No you're too young, use your fingers" |
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