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In the News Today...  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
8/31/2019 4:44 am
In the News Today...

As of tomorrow, August 31st, unsolicited dick pics will not be illegal in the state of Texas. So, if 90% of your charm is to incessantly beg women to look at your dick, this will become known as The Dark Times.

I am not above this... i have a slew of dick pics here. I am an exhibitionist and well.. i try not to show everyone here on the site. The pics are set to friends only and in conversations i like to think everyone assumes i have penis.

In other news.

Donny Johnny Drumpf continues to slide down the greased wall he has created as he goose steps his way into 2020. I'm not totally in agreement with Joe Biden, but i want him to win the primaries just because i know Trump and Biden will just take off their shirts and punch it out on the debate stage. I'm not betting on the pigeon shaped asshole with the hair plug from the drain stuck on his head.

Meanwhile, the democrats still have enough nominees to field a football team with a secondary team.

The Libertarians are remarkably quiet this time around after sending out a stoner D-student and a caprophage as their presidential candidates in 20. Gary Johnson was actually under Harambe in the results because libertarians hate the government so much they refused to vote.

The Libertarians... if the country was the Titanic, the libertarians aren't the panicking passengers looking to escape with their lives. They aren't even the band playing till the very end amidst the chaos. The Libertarians are the ones sitting on the rail laughing at everyone run around pretending they aren't on the same sinking ship.

Also, in the news. Mrs. Perez and her prize winning pumpkin both came to a tragic end as both were rolling down a hill to the state fair.

mtguy2019 69M
Ask me for a photo
185 posts
8/31/2019 7:43 am

 DT is nothing but a smuck,bigot,asshole, jerkoff and few other things


mtguy2019 69M
Ask me for a photo
185 posts
8/31/2019 7:44 am

 Im so glad I didn't vote for him. Didn't vote for HC either. I voted but not for those two asshole


CynicusMaximus replies on 8/31/2019 8:18 am:
At least you voted.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
8/31/2019 7:58 am

 how about unsolicited cunt pics??? equal rights, right??? lol..


CynicusMaximus replies on 8/31/2019 8:18 am:
Who sends unsolicited vagina pics??

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
8/31/2019 9:54 am

 So Texas is now an unsolicited dick pic sender sanctuary? Get ready for a major shift in gender population.

I recently saw a song parody called "Cheetoe-christ Stupid Czar" I think you'd like it.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
10/11/2019 4:11 pm

 You can "ignore" people in chat rooms, so you don't see their annoying posts.
Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


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